The One True Matt

Sarcasm in droves. Every post is a shitpost when you're an idiot.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@SwiftOnSecurity I love my thinkpad, and I have a Lenovo dock for it, but something is funky with my thunderbolt and only the Ethernet and displayports work from the dock, no usbs or the headphone jack connect. Been trying to fix it for months.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@GailSimone 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 hello yes let me get this real quick....

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@HackinTimSeeley Hopped on it as soon as I saw it was live! Happy to be able to contribute.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@zdarsky 👀 I'll keep my eyes peeled, thank you!

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

Hey @zdarsky, you mentioned Vol. 6 Sex Crims TPB in the newsletter, and I'm not really expecting an answer here but is there any ideas about when a hardcover third collection might come out? I have the first two and I'd love to wrap up the series the same way.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@HackinTimSeeley @Treestumped Hack/Slash, you say? Kickstarter, you say? Tim, you have my attention.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@GailSimone this tea company EXPLICITLY doesn't want people making their tea the British way.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@zdarsky what the fuck

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@GailSimone Why am I laughing SO HARD?

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@GailSimone Gail.

I just LOVE dice, please me sign me up for all of them as well, thank you.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@HackinTimSeeley @rpace I loved Imaginary Fiends!

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@SwiftOnSecurity You come off as if you're passionate and honestly care about the things that you share, and dedicated to providing the best, most accurate information that you can.

And jokes, obviously.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@SwiftOnSecurity Taylor, I can't believe you've done this.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@SwiftOnSecurity Feel free to toss a Matt in your story if you want.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@GailSimone @LovecraftHBO @jurneesmollett Can I pick Leti a second time?

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@MitchGerads Fuckhew.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@GailSimone You watched it with Nic? That's dope.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@MitchGerads I don't have too many friends who ready any comics, and I never read previews, so I don't find it too hard to be unaware of where a story is going unless it's predictable.

[The One True Matt @mcmattness]

@SwiftOnSecurity I just wanna finally play Demon's Souls.