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zebra cakes fan account

[maurz @mcmaurz]

@pedialyte
Please revert back to the pointy cap design. The seals are impossible to open and break every. single. time, requiring a knife. The pointy cap was a great solution.

Until the pointy cap returns, I and everyone I know will be purchasing off-brand pedialyte. Thank you.

[Austine @theereal_one]

No because why my mama couldn’t just spare 19.95? I wanted this so bad.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

[maurz @mcmaurz]

@Ghost_From1776 @RumboyzShawn @vocalcry This made me lol

[Xay @hoodopulence]

I KNOW that ain’t who I think it is

[orbeez god @orbeezgod]

9 hour flight

[Will @willne]

makes sense check the rest of them

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

would rather land upside down

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Employee of the year.

[Senator Angela Alsobrooks @Sen_Alsobrooks]

"We should not be giving Black people the same vaccine schedule that's given to Whites, because their immune system is better than ours." ---RFK Jr.

So what vaccine schedule should I have received?

His answer was dangerous. I will be voting no.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Good news, Republicans— those jobs you wanted are available.

[maurz @mcmaurz]

#ravensflock

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

having a little piece of buttered toast is the same thing as doing ecstasy to me

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

a quick lesson in cause and effect

[‎ ۠ @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yeah

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

i would spend all nine lives with you <3

[Patience...🪬 @Patiencexx4]

Planet Fitness we on your ASS

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

i’m a short-term memory girlie who likes to read, i will forget everything that happened in a book and call it my favorite book of all time