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[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@AokoOtieno_ In the same way, the US uses blacks on blacks, which is the same way the Kenya Kwanza uses Luos to cover their nonsense. Police do madness & this guy goes early/late on TV to defend them. The government gets shitty that MP with brown teeth yaps everywhere. Sad!

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@Mkenya_7 Seth Olale has really suffered in these streets. 🤣🤣🤣

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@Reggaewailer 🤣🤣🤣 honestly why am i even laughing.

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@toxyk254 Huyu akipewa role yoyote anaua

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@Krepublics2_ On this she got us. Kumbafu zetu. Eiiii!!!

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@TheNairobiTimez You know the sad reality, are that one day, someone will just die while people are watching because of this nonsense. People like Mosiria are stage managing shit to benefit them. TF!!

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@nganga_omondi @MikeSonko Wacha kucompare Gangster na vitu za ujinga.

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@MikeSonko Maybe there is a reason why I never became an officer, ju mimi ukinicross nikumbuke tu mazoezi nilipitia kiganjo nakuvaaa vibaya sanaa. Unalala mtu wangu, kesi badae. Hahaha

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@FGaitho237 As a man, you know you've failed when your wife is prettier than your side chic. I mean, what did you even go for then?? You can't be out there trying to replace a FERRARI with some MAZDA. Conokaaaa!! 🎤

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@primemediakenya Hii Naked Mile msikose kuniinvite wadau. Please please.

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@marto254_ Alafu utapata anaishi huko juu.

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@bavonski 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@C_NyaKundiH Always marry from your own tribe.
Simple.

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@Isaac_Otwoma Na kwani Wamalwa anakuanga tu area.

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@OfficialGMFC Please nunueni huyu kijana No.9 he can't be punishing us every now & then, there was a time he punished us with a free Kick when he was at NZOIA FC, get that young man.
Eiiiii!!!

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@BernardKavuli Kwani nimerogwaa

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@JaMtoka Yesu waraa ajaricho

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@KING__KALALA Lakini Kalala ulingoja nioee ndio ukuwe msichana.
Nimekuwa single hizo siku zote ulikuwa mwanaume.
Naoa tu hivi alafu sasa unakuwa msichana.
Mimi, I'll sue you, walahi.
🤦‍♂️

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@_nairobi_juice I think people don't understand the sweetness of sleeping on the floor, especially on a good mattress. Kwanza mechi ya Floor ni priceless.

[Mike Mike @mcmende_michael]

@oaksupreme Hii kanisa naweza fikaje nikiwa hapa Embakasi master?