Patrick Joseph

#Dateline. Smiles that light up rooms lead to murder. Don't buy supplies at Walmart. Never use your own cellphone. Insurance policies are not your friend.

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@TruthTrumpPost The chances that Trump wrote this are nil

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@GusanoDelBarrio Douchebag

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@andrew_barba Clearly you work for a great organization. Glad you were able to make it out safely

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@superchris_hol @andrew_barba People are missing the point.

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Can you get me a job there? I wish all employers were this concerned about their employee's safety.

[Andrew Barba @andrew_barba]

10 hours ago I was in Guadalajara on way to Puerto Vallarta when chaos broke out in the airport and had to hide in a bathroom. Vercel leadership got together and didn’t stop until my wife and I were safe. Internet barely worked so they booked every US bound flight on our behalf, chancing that one would take off. Eventually one did. We just landed in Dallas.

The US flight was Plan A but they were ready to act on a Plan B and Plan C if they had to. We are beyond grateful 🖤

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@wpri12 two car accident on route 95 South before Elmwood avenue exit number 34.
Currently blocking the middle and high-speed Lanes.

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@KennellyMa83844 @histories_arch Polaroid Cameras available in 1948. Check your facts

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@wdowsley182241 @histories_arch Wrong. Check your facts. Polaroid Cameras were available to the public starting in 1948.

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@BCEagles @BCEagleInsiders @BostonCollege at what point do we just acknowledge that BC will forever be an also-ran in #ACC football and basketball

Remind me, other than for purely financial reasons, why did we join?

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Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) enjoying last night @ChicagoBears @packers game at Michelangelo's , his favorite Vatican City sports bar #GBvsCHI #DaBears @NFL #BEARSNATION

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Nazis in Little Rock, Arkansas

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Next summer, Don't let your kids just sit on the couch playing video games. Enroll them in the "New York @Giants @YounghoeKoo Placekicker Camp".

#NEvsNYG @NFL
@espn #MNFxESPN #MNF

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@wpri12 rollover accident on 295 South. Past exit 7

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@mehedi_u @espn Not really. Stay out of the tent and don't get fined

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@MishaTurtleX @espn For being an idiot and walking into the blue tent in the middle of the evaluation

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@Tampa2CFB @espn Because he's screaming at the team doctor while he's in the middle of evaluating Dart.
The fines are to send messages to all the other coaches and players in the league.

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@nut_history Ted Williams

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@NFL please make the @steelers do something about their football field.
Signed: all NFL kickers
#sand

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@FentNall @TrainIsland It's more like sand painted green