Mark Mounce

Retired police officer. Sailor, kayaker, food lover. Traveller. Storyteller

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@Prominent_Bryan I think your brain is landlocked

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@FiftyFootNest Which country just imposed ridiculous tariffs on Canadian mushrooms?

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@TidalPowerBob Your country can’t even invade Iran, silly boy. Your country is in has-been territory

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@MelissaLMRogers They’ve tariffed Canadian mushrooms, Melissa. This is how low your American friends can go

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@CryptoTice_ Psst. Wanna buy a bridge?

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@BrianKarem @justheragain Not exactly a strait-shooter, I’m thinking

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@ScottRCarpenter You’re a complete and utter buffoon

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@KerryHolmekb Smoking crack is hazardous to your health

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@FarmGirlCarrie Stick to slopping hogs, Carrie

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@Tradr_G @SaraEisen Besides electricity potash oil water? Canada doesn’t need US subsidized GMO modified milk.

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@herncosta @SaraEisen Not many deals. Xi is playing Trump like a played out trout

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@CharleyXRP @SaraEisen US built cars are poorly made and not worth their asking price

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@theliamnissan Chinese students make awesome spies

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@wealthmoose There's a difference between gas and gasoline, buddy

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@AntonioTweets2 Those elbows should be tickling your bum right about now

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@atrupar Trump forgot to inform the Iranians that he had achieved total victory over them

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@EricRStPierre Hahahaha

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@Roshan_Rinaldi She has just reason to be fearful

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@The_FJC The US has never won a war it started. That record is still intact. Their navy isn’t doing so well either. Especially their dilapidated aircraft carriers

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@GuntherEagleman If the VP meets you, instead of Xi, it’s an insult buddy