MANUU

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

As the eldest daughter nothing irritates me more than your incompetence because I was never allowed to be incompetent.
I will not be elaborating.

[David @DavidFischer]

I lose followers every time I post about Jesus.

So because I don’t care I will post it again.

Jesus is Lord and King!

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

When people say “nobody is coming to save you” I stay quiet because Jesus has never failed me

[ryy @bigdihhhenry]

dont punish the present with past

[Mr Magoo @_mokaya0]

The loml is a whore. You don't know how much that fucking hurts mahn

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.

[MANUU @mco0131]

Pipe Bueno jugando en su celular

[عزيز تقني @iAl3eez]

اللي يلعبون ببجي مافهمت وش الفائدة من هذي الحركة؟

[canderata @Candesgracia]

Cuando vaya a la universidad del perreo, me pidan la carpeta y vean que todavía llevo su nombre en mi cuaderno

[irene @eneribehave]

How come trans people are extremely rigid about being referred to with their correct pronouns but when biological women say they’d prefer not to be referred to as cis, it’s fuck them?

[5FIT_CEO @5FIT_CEO]

I might get unfollowed for this, but I must say it...

Jesus Christ is King, He died, He rose again, and He is coming back.

[María del Rosario Vargas @charovargas_]

No es homofobia decir que un hombre no menstrua ni se embaraza. Es biología.

[Sebastian Toro 🇨🇴🇧🇷🇺🇲 @ToroDeArena]

Facto

[Ms. Regular Degular… @Kay_Leinese]

The scary part about asking God to guide you is that you have to be ready for whatever that looks like, even if it's not what you want.

[Daniel Sanín @DanielSanin]

Hoy usted se levantó en una cama caliente y con un techo encima, suficiente motivo para dar gracias al cielo.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

what a privilege it is to wake up and have a body that allows you to move. i’m never taking that for granted.

[Fefito Benitez @fefobenitez]

En el cafetín de la universidad del perreo no venden Lipton, solo Nesty

[Nelson Rodríguez @NelsonRodri718]

Enserio hay gente que piensa que Aida Quilcué hubiera manejado mejor la tragedia que José Manuel Restrepo ?

[5FIT_CEO @5FIT_CEO]

I might get cancelled for this, but the greatest news in human history is still this:

Jesus died, rose again, and offers eternal life.

[Alejandro @diegoalejocm]

Que no abran sede en Estados Unidos porque entra un adolescente con una metralleta y Prrrum