Madison Colbert

Just a college graduate trying to be a full time adult

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Late night confession: When I was a kid I hated the feeling of sand so I had a rice box.

I said it.

I, Madison Colbert, had a rice box instead of a sand box.

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@ColinColbert That’s a lot of m&m’s

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@jennifer_lynn95 YES 👏 SO PROUD

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Guess I’ll be watching the Super Bowl this year for more than just the commercials

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@nyccrackwhore Oh no cold standing. I even asked if there would be a charge and they told me no then I got the bill for “patient two” charges for $140

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@nyccrackwhore I got charged $140 with insurance lol

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@jentowns4 I was in tap for one year and I couldn’t tell you

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My coworker was telling me his daughter turned 4 today but that she said she wants to stay three and honestly same girl

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@jennifer_lynn95 LOVE IT

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When the power goes out in my whole apartment building and I opened my door to look at the hallway and I have decided I will not be leaving till the power comes back on because this is straight from a scary movie

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@jennifer_lynn95 All about that healthy sun are routine

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7 years ago I was in Paris and today my day is full of conference calls. Don’t grow up kids

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Clearly I’m my parents’ dogs favorite present (yes today is her birthday)

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@jennifer_lynn95 “A rat is a rat”

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Today’s random thought: Are McDonald’s hash browns just one large tater tot? Please respond below for science

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@livv518 All bodies are hot girl summer bodies!!

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Anyone ever think how rude it is that through a young age we were conditioned that summers are meant for a break and as soon as you finish school (whatever level) you are then expected to work through them?

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@Adrienne2832Van Potential Soulmate 2

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So Maura and I decided to do one of those Etsy soulmate predictions (they were on sale for $5) and apparently I’m supposed to meet my soulmate in a public place aka a store or mass event but the major plot twist to this is I am an introvert so strangers? In public? Big yikes

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@Adrienne2832Van Soulmate 1 (did two because you had to make a race preference)

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@Adrienne2832Van That’s what we did! She also gave us her predictions on character traits, letters of a name, and where we would meet