maura

lots of sports talk on this page for a big dumb idiot. queen of lollygagging. she/her. go bills. sharpen ur swords (we are so back).

[maura @mcolbz]

if you weren’t watching in november i genuinely do not want to see you complaining about the sabres. this whole playoff run wasn’t for you and it never was. focus on the bills schedule release

[maura @mcolbz]

third period team time to go

[maura @mcolbz]

wait i’m cracking up gary bettman rlly said no penalties at all idc if someone is murdered your whistle is gone pals

[maura @mcolbz]

seeing lots of “nhl doesn’t want buffalo to win” tweets tonight…. listen, i’ll never defend gary bettman but that guy wants buffalo to win more than anything. extremely profitable. the fact all four refs tonight were canadian is why im wearing a tin foil hat actually

[maura @mcolbz]

“a little bleeding but that looks like it’s been there for a while” LMAOOOOO ESPN SHUT UPPPPPPP

[maura @mcolbz]

sabres should start diving left and right too since these refs want to call it every time

[maura @mcolbz]

back to this i guess…. goalie could have gotten reset if his own god damn player didn’t run full frontal on him

[maura @mcolbz]

idk what goaltender interference is but i do know that it will not be goaltender interference if it’s scored on the buffalo sabres but it will be goaltender interference if it’s scored by the buffalo sabres. i love the great game!

[maura @mcolbz]

how is that penalty only on dahlin!?? takes two to tango and there was definitely more than two

[maura @mcolbz]

why does it look like none of the buffalo sabres have ever played hockey before like genuinely what is going on

[maura @mcolbz]

was that the worst period they’ve played in these playoffs oh my god

[maura @mcolbz]

topical, sorry!

[maura @mcolbz]

tage thompson moving faster than i’ve ever seen him to play some defense okay buddy i need you to bring that back to the states

[maura @mcolbz]

SETH APPERT ON A PLANK INTO LAKE ERIE TOMORROW

[maura @mcolbz]

if seth appert has a job in buffalo next season it’s over he’s so over it’s never been more over

[maura @mcolbz]

all is well

[maura @mcolbz]

sabres lose…. duke wins…. evil prevails

[maura @mcolbz]

GMKA kind of move

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

We have loaned Zach Metsa to @AmerksHockey.

[maura @mcolbz]

i hate when we play like this ): (badly)

[maura @mcolbz]

hubert davis

[maura @mcolbz]

god i love march

[maura @mcolbz]

beck malenstyn deserves it most babyyyy