Matt Corby

I have 2 arms 2 legs a torso a head and usually wear clothes.

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

@maadMoneyMike LM is a weird prison

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

JUST LOOK AT THAT CONCENTRATION

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

4th of July is cool but 5th of July leftovers are a cult classic hitting it's stride

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@erickidd6 Haha jk I just wanted to tweet something really weird bc I haven't tweeted in months

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

guess how many craps I took today

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

@erickidd6 Damn Eric ur good

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

@BethJohnson1421 @DanielleDavella @marisabellanca @Andrew_Nave8 Haha cannibalism is cool

[Syracuse Memes @Cusememes]

Syracuse did EVERYTHING that was required to get into The Tourney. SU-ck it haters!

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

Earlier today I couldn't remember the month after August but I just guessed at the name of a song I've probably heard once years ago without knowing any of the lyrics and got it right

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

Stongest neck in the game, whip it harder than Indiana Jones and Devo COMBINED

[soccpuppet 🦝 @soccpuppet]

what people think programming is vs. how it actually is

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

Ad of the year

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

@Andrew_Nave8 : does this match
Me: jeans go with everything
Andrew: let me ask my sister

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

I like when people call single guys bachelors as if this is some kind of party

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

The NFL loves to have philosophical discussions on what a "catch" is

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

@Thespian3 @Andrew_Nave8 @DanielleDavella @marisabellanca @BethJohnson1421 @TaylorTorro @Juanderrrfull We listened to it last night actually...

[Matt Corby @mcorbae17]

@realDonaldTrump sucks but I'm grateful to live in America where at least I don't have to worry if I'm going to die every day https://t.co/X9GVBNbg1C

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Take two minutes from your day and see 2018 from the eyes of a Syrian child.