Michael Corbett

American living the Canadian life

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Jerry Fragrance : Episode 1

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It’s a sad day, it’s a bad day may be the understatement of the year.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Bad day to still be living at home with mom

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Tough day. We’ll be back and better.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Last year I got stood up. Hopefully this year that won’t be the case.

[MILLION $ WORTH OF GAME @mworthofgame]

A special song for this week's special guest @stoolpresidente

This was all @wallo267 idea

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When the cops come to a house party https://t.co/UdSw4fKaL0

[Niagara Action @NiagaraAction]

NIAGARA FALLS ACTION: BayBoys Rib House officially opened for business on Friday, April 22nd, 2022, with a ribbon cutting. BayBoys is located at 2301 Hyde Park Boulevard, Niagara Falls, NY, and open 1:00pm to 6:00pm on Thursday and Friday only 🍽

📹 Terry Tompkins

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

Everyday I wore my #bills hat in Florida, and everyday I got a “go bills” from someone #billsfanseverywhere

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

After my first trip to Florida, I’m making a promise to myself to go away at least once a year to a beach

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

When you take a flight and you don’t have a neck pillow, your doing it wrong

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

No one has a sense of humor nowadays. Can’t even take a joke without getting all salty

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

Sent her a dozen black roses to remind her the color of her heart

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

Imagine if they had a doctor that can cure broken hearts. I’d pay top dollar.

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

I don’t care about any of them. They’re all just a number. Like wife #1 and therapist #7. Good day.

(If you don’t know this quote, culture yourself)

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

I just want it to be summer so I can golf

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

I will be just fine being single my whole life. Going through a broken heart hurts too much. #isloveevenreal

[Michael Corbett @mcorbs7]

I’m in need of a new pair of air max 90 #itsthattimetotreatmyself #nikesonmyfeet