Mike Cornell

Computer Geek. #OcularFuckingMelanoma

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

Since my kids math teacher quoting @codinghorror is going viral (for me anyway), I thought I'd share my #OcularFuckingMelanoma talk.

Go dilate your eyes.

https://t.co/1pmjJPSznp

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@OmidHamidMD NGL the only reason I check on here is for Doctors who specialize in my cancer who haven’t left….and sports…but those 70% of those people have left.

You might consider that not all patients remain here.

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@Gary_Hunt I Had Bison chili last night, does that count?

[Delaware Gazette @delgazette]

ODOT gives update on US 23 study https://t.co/QLyzUxdSWz

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@settingthetable @ACES_Radio WTAF Apple?

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@KyouHin11 I am enjoying the blaming of the fans and especially the students for the lack of atmosphere

I mean students have to buy tickets

You know where they don’t have to? Other state institutions.

The pandering to alumni is what is to blame.

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@marknoble @DelCoEngineer @Genoatownship1 In agreement

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@marknoble @DelCoEngineer @Genoatownship1 I’m with you, put in the roundabout/peanut

The collisions tend to have less damage overall than the 4way.

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

OMFG @BrettHolcomb8 I’m so sorry

[Matt Baker @MattBakerCFB]

Awful, tragic news out of USF: Men's basketball coach Amir Abdur-Rahim has died at age 43 from complications during a medical procedure in Tampa.
https://t.co/U08l3mkv9v

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@Slice0fTony One of my friends growing up was raised southern Baptist. His father was a southern Baptist preacher….he was in. This was in NJ.

He went to Auburn for college somehow ended up in TX and Catholic.

He had a similar statement to you when I asked him about it.

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

If you haven’t gotten with your elderly loved ones and started managing their finances so they don’t give away their social security to some spam saying so and so is gonna take away their social security….

Please get it done ASAP.

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

Elder spam is evil and should be outlawed

[Nicholas Wu @nicholaswu12]

Really sad story:

'One 82-year-old woman, who wore pajamas with holes in them because she didn’t want to spend money on new ones, didn’t realize she had given Republicans more than $350,000 while living in a 1,000 square-foot Baltimore condo since 2020.'
https://t.co/w7A9w8a54M

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@Abbeyandsmokey @OSUCCC_James @JeffCVIR @Immunocore Hepzato kit is good stuff! All the best to you and your husband

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

Thank you @OSUCCC_James @JeffCVIR and @Immunocore

Not bad for 1 year celebration of stage 4 Ocular Melanoma

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@hangthadj Could they have thought you were a huge fan of an Elton John song instead?

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

Shoutouts to everyone

Especially all my friends at the Martha Morehouse infusion floor!

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@Upper90ClubPod @MortenCrosby @ColumbusCrew @ColumbusCrew2 A

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@FIFAcom @TaylorTwellman @InterMiamiCF @FIFACWC @MLS LOL and I say this with all sincerity.

The shield is not a balanced competition. Every team does not play every team.

LOL

[Mike Cornell @mcornell]

@_Pat_Murphy @obenatar512 But how much say did MLS have really?

[mike @bengals_sans]

Here is every sack of Deshaun Watson set to the Law and Order SVU theme song