Colin McOrsum

For the lulz

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@MartinBrowneOSB @colmflynnire Prince of Peace? Funny way to pronounce Satan

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@Motchell9 @SBSSportau Personally, I couldn't manage a wank while reading it. So you've done well!

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@kanecornes @1629senSA 15 throws two punches at the start of it, not the 3's fault old mate has a glass jaw. Talk shit, get hit. And it's not a king hit you Muppet.

That said, 3 weeks is a disgrace. Should rubbed out for 10 at least. Fights are a thing of the past, pull your heads in dickheads.

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Looking after both my girls today, you wonder and worry about the world they'll inherit.

I'm stoked to hear the @ScottMorrisonMP has just bought 75 Abram's tanks. My mind is well and truly at ease.

Cheers dickhead.

#LNPDickheads #LNP #auspol
#AusPol2022

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@ethanmeldrum_ Made my day

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@nonstoptom Mate, the 3 people who had accidentally bought tickets to your gig must have been devastated.

I know it's HARD but stop crying. Nobody west of the Eucla gives a shit. Im sorry you couldn't travel to earn money, pretending to be a comedian.

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@HeidiP831 Very insightful commentary from Daisy. Only thing she needs to work on is her length of comment and her timing, but that comes with time in the seat

Also won't help her development being surrounded by dickheads.

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@SuperCoachIQ @westernbulldogs Julia Gillard

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@eggfartz01 @Polish_62 @FOXFOOTY Fuck off dickhead.

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@robmondi @rohan_connolly @michelangeloruc Didnt you just put an explanation in brackets? (You fucking retard?)

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@albionrovers @ScottishCup Im a supporter in Australia and would love to get my hands on a replica game day shirt. Can't find anything online. Any help?

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Tell you what, through all that's going on in the world im just glad Anthony Albanese isn't our PM.

Man has the personalty of a pubic louse.

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Typhoon Hagibis: "I'll wipe Scotland out of this world cup."

Scottish rugby team: "hold our beers."

#RWC #rugbyworldcup2019 #AsOne

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4pm yesterday afternoon...

"Damn I love Guinness (drinking second pint) why dont I drink this more often?"

9am this morning...

"Jesus fkn christ what's this treacle like black shite coming out my arse? Never drinking that shit again."

Until next time, sweet @GuinnessIreland

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Are Melbourne tanking?

#AFLDeesDons

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@Browns bandwagon be like

#nfl #trade #obj #fucksake

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I kinda hope Hell is like it is on The Simpsons:

So hopefully this means @CardinalPell can get raped repeatedly by people he trusts.

#Pell #Disgraceful #justice

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@luchterhand @SenatorCash Been downhill since she threatened to out women in Shortens office during the shit heap that was Joyce and his baby mumma.

@LiberalAus are a joke. At least @SenatorCash is super smart and really pretty. 😂😂😂😂😂

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So a famous Australian has been tried and convicted of a serious crime, the very same day Cardinal George Pell is booted off a Vatican council of Papal advisors? Coincidence?

Freedom of speech people, gag order my arse.

#pell #disgrace #LockHimUp

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HAHAHAHAHA

[Ryan Butterworth @RJButterworth11]

The original version PARKLIFE 😆