Matt Cortese

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@OhCheesesChrist 100% outsourced. Cheapest option available I suspect.

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@hany6527 Bit of Rasmus in there too…

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

£66 for a kid?? @ManUtd you’re a disgrace.

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@SkySportsNews 😂😂😂

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@MrStephenHowson 👏 👏 👏 👏

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@RealEmirHan 💯

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@StarBede @piersmorgan Said which United fan?

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@markgoldbridge Can we get your cat in to replace you?

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@_TomWillis_ The two players in question are not on screen when the ball is played and the cov player is facing his own goal and has clearly stopped when the ball is played whilt wan bissaka fo continues running towards his own goal. Cannot make a judgment.

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@piersmorgan If he didn’t play for United you wouldn’t give a shit! 🇾🇪

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@WayneSBarton @ManUtd Rooney winner in league cup semi against city
Rooney winner against Milan
Roma 7-1
Arsenal 8-2
Yesterday was bedlam…top of the pile.

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@RobCorbishley 😂

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@DaytrippingRed No place better on earth 🇾🇪

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@TheCricketerMag Class

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

FML….not him. 🇾🇪 #MUFC

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@AwayDays_ 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪 bruises everywhere

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

🇾🇪❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Are you sitting comfortably?

The story of how This Is the One became THE ONE 🔴🍋

#MUFC || @adidasFootball

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Are you sitting comfortably?

The story of how This Is the One became THE ONE 🔴🍋

#MUFC || @adidasFootball

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@MufcWonItAll2 😂

[Matt Cortese @mcortese86]

@Footy_Tipster Marcus rashford appears to be saying “whatever the fuck we thing will get most air time”