Mary Ottelien

Just a girl living the dream, organ donor

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

“I always have to make sure that I don’t say something stupid when I’m around you because it might end up on your Twitter” -@FarrylGroder5

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

RT if you love Giannis Antetokounmpo.

[NFL @NFL]

Rodgers. Davante. Storybook stuff.

📺: #MIAvsNYJ on FOX
📱: https://t.co/waVpO909ge

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

"Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?"

Me:

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

“I haven’t given up on next season yet” -Matt #eaglesfan

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

Love makes you do weird things…like root for the eagles

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

@manderkitteh @taylornation13 I love this

[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

Every team that has bounced the Brewers in the postseason has played in the World Series.

1981 Yankees lost WS
1982 Cardinals won WS
2008 Phillies won WS
2011 Cardinals won WS
2018 Dodgers lost WS
2019 Nationals won WS
2020 Dodgers won WS
2021 Braves won WS
2023 D-backs ??? WS

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

The NFL couldn’t allow any chance of the Jets beating the Chiefs because it would cause Chiefs fans to turn sour on the presence of Taylor Swift and kill the money making synergistic relationship between her and Travis Kelce. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk on why the refs were so bad.

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

You’d think combining two things I love would make a great thing….but it has not #worldsarecolliding

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

Yeah running a marathon is hard, but have you ever ran to make your train at Newark Penn when the next trains in an hour….talk about Olympic sprinting

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

I play pickle ball for the drama….because these people are sticklers are for the rules and there is always drama

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

Pickle ball is a cult and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

Matt: “Mary, Messi is so much bigger than Taylor swift”

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

*watching soccer* Me: “ahh come on I could have made that” Matt: “….there is no way you would have made that with your left foot”

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

Me: “alright it’s hot we can turn on the air today” Matt: “oh yeah I’m killing some polar bears today”

[Matt Reed @MattReedFutbol]

OMFG he got a hole in one ⛳️ Michael Block is INSANE 😱

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

@MattReedFutbol The drama

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

@gemfullyttv So cute 🥰

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

I just want Aaron to be happy….but I would be happy if he was happy playing for the packers

[Mary Ottelien @mcottelien]

Me to my boyfriend yesterday who is FaceTiming me the bachelor so I can watch it in Canada “can you please eat your chips during the commercials it makes it hard to hear”