joe biden

oh for the love of vodka

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

I just want a boyfriend that'll do acroyoga w me why is that so hard

[bear @iamblackbear]

validation is my drug of choice

[Dave @david_vonmering]

One day I’ma produce a platinum record and ya’ll gunna comment under it “bring back Aer” 😑 lmao

[bear @iamblackbear]

everything is temporary

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

Told my mom she could add my boyfriend on Facebook as a@gracious gesture. She then sends me every Facebook with a wedding profile and his name 😅

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

Shook like eyes wide jaw dropped taking his glasses on and off his face repeatedly and pointing at them and then pointing at mine

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

The best part of Christmas this year was the guy who approached me at the bar where the party was happening who was absolutely SHOOK that we both had glasses and tried to use it to hit on me

[James @CaucasianJames]

i drop my phone all the time what makes u think i won’t drop ur baby. keep that thing away from me

[Kenz York @McKenzie698]

engagement ring
Engagement ring
Engagement ring
Engagement ring
We’re pregnant
Engagement ring
Cute baby
We’re pregnant
Engagement ring

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

Listening to the girl down the bar talk about her job which is what I tried to go to college for. She makes a dollar more than me and has two more degrees to pay for. First time in my life ive actually felt completely good about the choice I made.

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

Happy holidays from me and the 3 dudes waiting for 7am to drink at the airport bar and the two girls who just tried to get well tequila shots #yikes

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

Last night at family dinner my girlfriend called me my best friends name and that solidified my suspicions that she likes my friends better than me

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

My ex sent me a meme last night that was us as hell when we were together, but he claimed it as “highly relevant” which is hard because he, himself, is not

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

Went On a first date and it only took like five minutes before we were showing each other pics of our cats. Hers is named trousers.

[bear @iamblackbear]

ew im like happy again its weird

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

Couldn’t think of the word for flight attendant so instead I said “plane person”

[bear @iamblackbear]

i didnt want to die today

[bear @iamblackbear]

january was a tough year

[bear @iamblackbear]

im sick of it all

[joe biden @mcoughlin827]

I might go to @dispatchmusic at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison, CO - Jun 9 https://t.co/gVi5ah9JkQ