The best part of Christmas this year was the guy who approached me at the bar where the party was happening who was absolutely SHOOK that we both had glasses and tried to use it to hit on me
Listening to the girl down the bar talk about her job which is what I tried to go to college for. She makes a dollar more than me and has two more degrees to pay for. First time in my life ive actually felt completely good about the choice I made.
My ex sent me a meme last night that was us as hell when we were together, but he claimed it as “highly relevant” which is hard because he, himself, is not