Patty Mc. PatPat

a blend of comedy, news, my life, but all poorly executed

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Venmo me $5
Patrick-Ford-37

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This is a new kind of skeez that sits inches below evil.

[海外の万国反応記 @all_nations2]

土地を数秒でスキャンし最も効率的な駐車場配置を計算してくれるAIが素敵

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Franz Kafka: you can copy my work but change it a bit

@zach_northrop and @MasonSabharwal :

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

This indie dev is making a simulation game where you’re a worm working a finance job from home.

- Flop your body across the keyboard to work
- Invest in the stock market & earn money
- Highly advanced ragdoll system & physics

It's called Worming from Home. Would you play this?

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@DiscussingFilm @georainbolt this is what you were made for

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Spoiler. It was me.

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Someone in this picture is at risk for diabetes. Can you guess who?

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I tried Proton Photos, but I could only ever see where the photo was or what it was of. Never both for some reason.

[Proton Drive @ProtonDrive]

Tap the post.

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

A+ video.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Just posting this because I agree with Republicans who NOW condemn political violence.

Because they definitely haven't been calling for a "bloodbath" if trump loses, putting a bound and gagged Biden on their pickup trucks, or for civil wars, right?
https://t.co/ov7ThxvE0r

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I really appreciate Apollo waiting until I get paid before getting sick. Real bro move

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@BlakeWexler @BlueRidgeComedy Oh hey I was there for that one

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It’s distressing how often mustard gas gets made accidentally

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I sliced my hand open on a rippler during a demonstration for children at a museum one time. Still finished the demo because I AM A PROFESSIONAL

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

How they used to make rope before technology

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Yea I’m DTF… Down To Frolic like a baby fox discovering fresh flowers in a field

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I’m only right handed when I drink

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Red Lobster is the Applebees of the sea

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@kaayleejuliet

[defame personne @DefameP]

Folk are accusing Greta of antisemitic leanings because of an autistic plush toy in the background

but defended JK Rowling
on THIS

[every census tract @everytract]

Census Tract 9802, Pulaski County, Virginia

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Overheard at kite festival
Little girl: “can you make a unicorn?”
Balloon guy: “can you pretend there’s a horn on this dog?”

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Growing up is going to Waffle House in the day time

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What’s something you can’t let go?

In 1st grade I had a lazy eye that required me to wear an eye patch. The lunch ladies called me “Patchy the Pirate”.