mags

she/her

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

taking adderall to respond “thank you💕” to everyone who said happy birthday to me

[sarah @sarahradz_]

I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.

[Colyn @colynelliott]

She was 19 years old with bangs and a dream

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

my wallet every time i step outside for a couple hours

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

im not going to explain this but vegetables are smart and fruits are pretty

[laura trujillo @lauraftrujillo]

The scariest thing I have ever seen on LinkedIn

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

[big ceo @korysverse]

i be feeling like tony stark when i tap on my airpods to skip a song

[AB @AB84]

Tampon Bay

Tom Booty

ya dig

[Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__]

The DMV employee looking at me after I forgot to bring my 2nd grade report card

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

[Shanno🦅 @_ShannonHQ]

Newsflash buddy

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

I may spend money on stupid sh!t but at least I aint spending money on diapers and formula.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my son is gonna be so mad when i name him garett (short for cigarette)

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i wanna act like kanye and post all the insane texts i’ve sent

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Graphic design is my passion.

[Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke]

My plants are so god damn dramatic. Girl, get up. You’re not dead.