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ultimately a girl’s girl

[mc @mcprobably]

The thing with popsicles is like ... there IS a bit of a time crunch ....

[mc @mcprobably]

@pedialyte I agree!

[mc @mcprobably]

Naming my daughter Pedialyte💝

[mc @mcprobably]

@petermarietoto Lol

[mc @mcprobably]

“You’re really gonna bring up pre pandemic beef like that????”

[mc @mcprobably]

“you’re like Mike Wazowski”
“thank you”
“so you agree? you think you’re like Mike Wazowski?”

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

just remembered that i did this

[mc @mcprobably]

Hot of me crying over the phone to the PayPal customer service representative

[mc @mcprobably]

The app BeReal legally changes to BeHot when a crush adds you…kinda sad😭

[Inés @inesferhumi]

???? Why did i think i would remember what this meant

[mc @mcprobably]

I would do anything for a crab Rangoon

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m really busy watching this 45 minute video of someone deep cleaning an old rug

[mc @mcprobably]

@GoldStarGaysian So wise

[mad @uhquaria]

me sending an email

[mc @mcprobably]

Never had a more roller coaster day. But ya know what Slay what you wanna slay and words slay out HONESLAY I WANNA SEE U SLAY SLAy

[The Jaws of Life @huggopeacelove]

the most attractive quality in a person is their ability to commit to a bit

[mc @mcprobably]

@tbonez2400 to me when Free Woman by Lady Gaga plays…“MC…really take in these lyrics”

[mc @mcprobably]

“Mc I loved your opt down the other day”

[mc @mcprobably]

Holding a Trader Joe’s bag = adult

[mc @mcprobably]

Once a month I force my friends to watch the video of Sara Ramirez singing The Story on Grey’s Anatomy.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

But um i