Michaela Cornell

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@ColinDMello Hallucinations?

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@VeryBadLlama Imagine.

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@blogTO

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Dared my cousin Jay to write a ballad about “that old damn ball in the wall” for Game 6. He sent this 58 minutes later:

Barger at the Bat

Things weren’t looking brilliant for the Jays of blue and white;
The team was down a couple runs—it was becoming a frightful night.

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@Sportsnet @cbcsports @cbcasithappens

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That old damn ball in the wall
In our memory burned
For the runners they were stranded and no more runs were earned.

©️2025 Jason Harris

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That old damn ball in the wall
it killed our cheer, it stole our fun, it robbed the Jays of the tying run.
It seemed a dirty trick—it certainly was no treat.
An infield double is paltry fare
for us upon our feet.

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@ThatEricAlper Tom Waits

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking aspirations

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@ibuprofenbarbii Ballad of Wallace Brown. Dylan’s Depression-era desperation.

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@VIGOCHAofficial @CtRedLFC My goodness. No need to yell. (It still sucks.)

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Is anyone listening? https://t.co/1iJpQFrriI

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“I’m positive this J.D. Vance guy wrote more than two books,” I says to myself, certain of a prolific, bestselling author with that name in the 90s. Spent the last hour searching …Mystery writer J.A. Jance. I was a publicist for 3 of her books. Not a presidential running mate.

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The poor raccoon is gone! Phew.

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Hey, @cityoftoronto 29° July temperatures and a “current 5-day wait time” for removal of a dead raccoon is not a good combo.

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I spot Little Shrew, @KidsCanPress

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Nope. @MLB_PR @MLB Rethink this 80-day suspension of Orelvis Martinez. Couples going through infertility treatments will try anything, including Clomiphene. This is CRUEL. Support your players, @BlueJays!