MC

[MC @mcremcrem]

I can't believe it's been 10 years since me and my serotonin receptors broke up

[MC @mcremcrem]

@izzysan2 HEARD THAT

[MC @mcremcrem]

@Lady_MERmalade I REMMEBER YOU TALKING BOUT BRITTANY MOONCOOKIE

[MC @mcremcrem]

I won't hurt you I just need a ride :) and maybe a couch to sleep on :)

[MC @mcremcrem]

Anyone wanna come pick me up in New Haven, Connecticut? This is what I look like

[MC @mcremcrem]

Nothing tastes as good as The O.C. theme song feels

[MC @mcremcrem]

"Okay but realistically I don't even think I'm bisexual, I think I'm just mentally ill and like attention" - me talking to my uber driver

[MC @mcremcrem]

@Lady_MERmalade I miss you and your brutal honesty

[MC @mcremcrem]

@FordFocus2004 ❤️❤️❤️

[MC @mcremcrem]

None of these tweets are even remotely good

[MC @mcremcrem]

which dolan twin did the bachelorette end up choosing

[MC @mcremcrem]

me: i need to date someone with my sense of humor, someone brilliant and witty and dark
my sense of humor:

[MC @mcremcrem]

narcotics anonymous would probably be a lot more effective if every dude at those meetings didn't look like a white supremacist one monster energy drink away from beating the shit outta me

[MC @mcremcrem]

@anaL_perez Underrated tweet

[MC @mcremcrem]

@Lady_MERmalade you're so fucking hot

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I'm Connie Britton Now: The Amy Adams Story