Melissa Cressey

Dog Mom. Democratic Digital Consultant. Politics & Public Affairs @ CresseyStrategies. IAPC Officer. Hockey. Baseball. Coffee. Wine. Opinions are my own.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious.

Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal. https://t.co/72wxaVLzVT

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@KevinPWalling Statement from @OfficialIAPC. We call for Edmundo González Urrutia to be sworn in as president immediately given the actual results in the 2024 election, followed by a new election and also the release of political prisoners.

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@Rielly2Jupiter @TSN_Sports High stick that’s hooking the helmet! But Sweden gets a penalty trying to not get injured by the stick. Such a BS call

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@TSN_Sports Who knew it’s okay to put a stick up someone’s helmet visor but it’s a penalty when you try to remove it so you don’t get injured by the stick. BS call.

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@kettusport He was pulling the stick out of his visor, I wouldn’t consider that “follows by grabbing” dude was trying to get it out of his helmet. Bullshit penalty.

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

Didn’t know it was okay to put a hockey stick under someone’s helmet visor and not get a penalty but the Swede gets a penalty for “holding the stick” when he’s trying to pull it out of his visor. WTF!!! Thankful for a great penalty kill 🇸🇪 #sweden #juniorkronorna #WorldJuniors

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN

[IAPC @OfficialIAPC]

The International Association of Political Consultants -IAPC- expresses our great sorrow for the passing of Senator and pre-candidate Miguel Uribe Turbay in the Republic of Colombia.
Carlos Fara, President of the IAPC, issued the following statement:
https://t.co/4zWxSf0raw

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@gxllian Must be new here. It’s been CoHi for many many years. As far back as 2008 from what I can recall.

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@AmericanAir what’s up with the app? My flight is delayed and every time I try to check a connection I get this. I’m an EP (even before LP’s) and I’ve never had this happen before.

[Daniel Aschkinasi @DanAschkinasi]

This is a United States Senator being removed by what appears to be federal law enforcement.

THIS IS DEEPLY DISTURBING.

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@ivantweetspucks lol clearly that dude don’t know one of the basic rules “a goal cannot be scored by an attacking player who kicks a puck that deflects into net off any player, goalkeeper or official”. Then if it was actively kicked or not is a different thing and his photo shows NOTHING hahaha

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@jpolly22 Do you have full video? Bardown and TSN posted on insta but cut off foot because they posted 16x9 and not 9x16 video and included your tweet so I came here hahaha

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

@deedydas I’m sure likes to get tan as well.

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

Gosh it’s dusty in here… way to got Rory #masters #themasters

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

This truck—featuring a song-ified version of #KneePadBrad Schimel's description of crawling around begging for money—made the rounds outside the Brewers game today.

Given the Republicans tweeting #JustCallHimBrad, seems like it hit a nerve.

[Melissa Cressey @mcressey]

READ AND SHARE! As the Secretary General of @OfficialIAPC I stand by every single word made in this statement by @carlosfara. This is not democracy and I demand for my dear friend and fellow IAPC Board Member @NecatiOzkan to be released along with everyone else unjustly detained.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

The richest man in the world is sitting at the Resolute desk, about to defund your public school.

Trump should stop him.