@McRibFacts

McRib facts that you need to know.

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I don’t officially come back until October 31st, so I don’t have to answer your ‘farewell tour’ questions yet.

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Turns out a spiral-cut ham is not coming on board here at McDonald's. So we are stuck with Filet-O-Fish for another year.

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Sure, sex is great but have you ever had 2 hours away from in-laws AND a #McRib during the holiday season?

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No, the #McRib box does not need to be overly large. Who do you think we are, Amazon?

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We are not Blockbuster. Stop putting VHS tapes in the drive-thru window.

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Laurie was drunk making #McRibs so if anyone finds her emergency bracelet it would be cool if you brought it back.

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People: The #McRib sucks. We are all about nutrition.
Also People:

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That is not BBQ sauce...it is unicorn happy tears.

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The McRib can be seen in three different scenes in Ocean's 11. Well...as far as you know.

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No, I don't care who has the best chicken sandwich.

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Stop texting me. We are not bringing this back…

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Filet-o-fish is going to be in big trouble for this one...

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This is some B***Sh***

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Once again #Hallmark has turned down my request to be in a Holiday Movie. This is %#%! We need a #McRib Holiday Special

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The person who seems most upset about my McRib obsession is my daughter, Pickles.

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@reeve11 Really? The “Best” way?

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#McRib Fact #4895 - McRib's younger brother is McSardine. For obvious reasons, he is not in the spotlight much.

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Hey, we don't judge @Wendys for having square burgers...so let's lay off the 'rectangular sandwich' name-calling.

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#McRib Fact #95 - The McRib originally was supposed to be molded into the shape of a penguin...but we really didn't want another run-in with PETA.

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Yes, a #McRib is totally as healthy as a salad.

Unrelated: What is a salad?