MaryCatherine

colorado school of mines’21ish

[MaryCatherine @mcrun21]

xoxo 😘🐰

[Sam @spyeagley]

Wedding w my fav bimbos

[Sam @spyeagley]

Proof:

[Sam @spyeagley]

Probably never gonna get over these pics. #married

[MaryCatherine @mcrun21]

@badgurlryry @spyeagley How do you fall on your back running? 😂

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Please don't pick on children for believing in Santa. I know adults that still believe in the Dallas Cowboys.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Relationships don't work nowadays because women are becoming the man they want

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[adamnfool @planetADiM]

Pronouncing BeReal like cereal

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[Redd @Colorado_Redd]

70 degrees in December in Colorado. I’m not mad lol concerned maybe tho.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[MaryCatherine @mcrun21]

@C_OVIATT You’re welcome for telling you

[Tesla @Tesla]

Giga Texas: 6 months ago vs this week

[KimRL @iamKimRL]

Looks like RBG successfully argued her first case before God

[🪬Ice @ice182063671656]

I think moving away from your hometown is so beneficial to your character development lol

[MaryCatherine @mcrun21]

@MaggiePetros class of 2017 zoom?!?!?!

[MaryCatherine @mcrun21]

@Natstar98 Let’s play polly pocket!!!

[Cuban Doll @CubanDaSavage]

You got to have sex with a crazy bitch 3-4 times a week so y’all don’t argue