Ria

if you need an MC this the place to be

[Ria @mcscammerdotcom]

@florencemachine AMAZING so far, beyond my dreams — PLEASE work in Florida, mwah!!

[Ria @mcscammerdotcom]

Fuck my fucking chunghetto life

[Margaret @rutheregod_]

Unmake me @mcscammerdotcom

[Ria @mcscammerdotcom]

@Spotify if you know what’s good for you, you’ll put wrapped out within the hour. i need this right now.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

i'm assembling a team

[S☾ @innocentaarcher]

this is who i am

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Do you not know who JFK is

[miller @millerlowlife89]

calling in fat to work

[Mia @love_____bug]

Need a fake gay job like creative director badddddd

[Ria @mcscammerdotcom]

@dinosaurs1969

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Man get that outta my face and change the oil...

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

One of the greatest chyrons in news history

[Me? LaToya Jackson’s infopoint kiosk @shit_queen]

Happy 9th anniversary to this e-mail

[•ᴗ-.com @evadentz]

tongue brushed too close to the sun

[abigail * ੈ✩‧˚ @sugamoozi]

girl my age referring to her husband

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Ok the biggest recession indicator of them all!!!

[helena @wannabespiced]

the best part of this is that Delaney Rowe has the personality of literally every single annoying female lead Mindy Kaling writes, this is golden lmao

[Ria @mcscammerdotcom]

feeling useless as fuck, sold my soul and got a corporate job but I can’t figure out how to put gifs in slack…am I fired or am I fired

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Cigarette summer has now reached the Vatican