Scotty Mac

im a christiam, married to @ellab03. I work in Melbourne. I ride a Bonneville. I am known for #dadjokes

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@steveinman

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne.

One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@steveinman do your thing...

[Alex Rosen @iFightForKids]

Holy shit! Seattle PD conducted a sting and lit a pedophile up after he pulled a gun when they opened the door. 😳

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@VictoriaPolice I see what you did there....

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@ynab 😐

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Chase credit card debt leaderboard

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@eBayAU I suspect this might be "false advertising". On a side note, is it against terms and conditions to buy or sell continent destroying weapons?

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@northirid My @auspost delivery was marked as delivered 8 days ago. I am yet to actually receive it...

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@ynab 10 years next January.

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@northirid What if you have to number 1-6 above the line but you can't even find 6... I feel your pain.

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@northirid

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

Hard hitting journalism from @WAtoday ... How is something 'more' lethal?

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

#TheAshes @CricketAus It's a draw...

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@northirid Perhaps his visa application was the incorrect colour. It is had with all of the different coloured forms. The pink form #5, blue form #10, red form #20, yellow form #50 and green form #100 etc...

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@EvanAndKatelyn this is for Evan...

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Circumappendiceal Somectomy https://t.co/xkid5kalwP https://t.co/qtPYE7YFpZ

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@ChrchCurmudgeon Vac should be seen but not heard.

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@northirid Donate blood... Less alcohol required to achieve higher BAC. 😬

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@northirid Mix it with Milo for a malt alcohol drink...

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

This is the yearly reminder to ignore all things on the internet for the next 24-48 hours... Except this tweet. Don't be an #aprilfools

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@BoredElonMusk Perhaps they could be 3x the size instead...

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@ynab . @Northirid told me about it and I'm in impulse buyer so I needed it to keep me in check.

[Scotty Mac @mcscotty03]

@EvanAndKatelyn Time to "Do-do-do-do-do-resin time" to keep warm.