david I guess?

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[david I guess? @mcshastycat]

I’m just looking for a baddie that i can take to the rainforest cafe

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Mission accomplished baby

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My only New Years resolutions for 2022 are live laugh love

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@tortellinigenie Thanks friend!

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Got laid off with 0 warning due to budget restructuring. So I’m wearing my finest Reba Mcentire apparel when I return my equipment to show them that they can’t keep me down because just like Reba, I’m a survivor

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@JollyRoger95 @bad_ianfluence Unfortunately still not mango, but I will continue guessing mango six times a day until it pays off

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@sliperybronksit I almost never get it until like my 5th try these two were just wildly lucky guesses

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I was so confident that today was finally gonna be my first 2 guesser and now my day is absolutely and irreparably ruined. Wordle 230 3/6

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I felt deeply compelled to make this like 2 years ago and since then I’ve just kept it in my photo album to look at and laugh to myself about it

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@sliperybronksit Doing the same strategy but with poops

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@JaimeFreas It is very possible that tonight Johnny noodle king time and hot chocolate time will only be separated by driving home time

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It is my pleasure to inform you all that it is once again hot chocolate time

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🚨 New AP Poll!

1. Auburn
2. Gonzaga
3. Arizona
4. Baylor
5. Kansas
6. Purdue
T7. UCLA
T7. Houston
9. Duke
10. Michigan State

[david I guess? @mcshastycat]

My only New Years resolutions for 2022 are live laugh love

[Jimmy @JimmyColdham]

You're in her DMs. I am watching exclusive deleted scenes from The Cat in the Hat (2003) on youtube. We are not the same.

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My Uber driver has changed the radio station when an Olivia Rodrigo song started twice and I am on the verge of leaping out of the car at 65 mph on Southfield rn