Zach Malcolm

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@cengizd55 Imagine being Aldo and defending all the takedowns

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

Boat fuel can’t melt steel beams

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@The_RealDeeJ @RileyKona Fuck yea

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@AyeDATSNAY And a lil slow 😂

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@AyeDATSNAY Yea cause you chill and cute

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@AyeDATSNAY I highly doubt it I was thinking more of a 🦥 but there’s only one way to find out 😏

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@AyeDATSNAY 😂 I’ll never live that down! Let me take experimentals and look at you

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

My nephew has called me 9 times in the past two days off my sisters phone. Left me no choice but to call child protective services #IKeepsItReal #DontBePlayingOnMyPhone

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

Happy solstice! bout to get pagan af tonight #ToThePits

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

Kinda want to say fuck it and go bald but don’t know if my head is too lumpy or not 😐 #MyLovelyCrainiLumps

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@The_RealDeeJ Damn..... I’m ugly

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

This should have been Arya and Gendry but he playin #GameofThrones

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

Tormund has to be the worst dog sitter of all time. Did you run into Mike Tyson at the wall? #GameOfThronesFinale

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

What all the other lords should have done after Sansa backs out of the kingdom #Thrones

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@Dillon_Dodson21 YouTube videos about who is going to win GOT or porn

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@TheoVon @YouTube Wrong call on Va Vs. Texas. As Branson Callous said, Va got the military and intelligence agencies. Hell we would stop by the governors house and pick up some face paints and sneak down and take out them cowboys while they slept. #BlackFaceNinjas

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

Big butts are the #1 cause of traffic accidents. This thicc bih just about caused a 9 car pile up. Stay safe out there friends

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

@RileyKona No problem, you are a pretty cool guy

[Zach Malcolm @McShittyMalcolm]

My 5 year old nephew told me I should read more. When his mom told him that I do read a lot he responded “yea cause he hates everyone” #HeGetsMe