MC Skat Kat

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

The difference between me and @Charlie Sheen is I don't pay to fuck porn stars. And banging Seven-Gram Rocks is what I call breakfast!

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

I've had so much sex this month they should change it's name to Fuckruary.

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

I'll be celebrating Presidents Day weekend by doing a lot of fucking. Maybe some coke to make things interesting!

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

Working on remaking the classic NES game Duck Hunt except my version will be called Cunt Hunt and instead of a light gun you use your dick.

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

I swear to fucking God that Coke will give you a better high if you smoke it off a set of Double D's.

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

Listen dirty whores. If you are not going to let me stick it in your ass then why am I paying you sixty bucks.

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

@_k_e_v_ Let's take ecstasy and make fun of the retards who get paid minimum wage to sweep up shit at Chili's.

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

Saw the movie Snatch. That shits some total false advertising.

[MC Skat Kat @mcskatkat]

I'm on twitter now bitches! My tweets will make the panties moist and the guys precum!