saraharasaraharasaraharas

Very seriously facetious. Memes, sarcasm, self deprecation & dark humor. Millennial. Mom of 3. Librarian.📚 Figure Skater.⛸️ #LeafsForever #LetsGoOilers

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@cmaconthehill

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@hockeydoct59166 @juniorexplorer_ @DarrenDreger @MapleLeafs You sure it wouldn’t be the opposite? Torts is savage with the media when he wants to be.

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@juniorexplorer_ @DarrenDreger @MapleLeafs Torts doesn’t want to live in Canada so I doubt he’d want the Toronto job. He commuted from Washington State when he was with the Canucks from a town less than 30min from their barn. I doubt he’d want to live in the Buffalo or Detroit areas lol, both commutes are way longer.

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@logicVemotions @KathyConcerned @HunterBiden @acnewsitics Do you think it’s a flex to admit you looked at a private citizen’s illegally obtained intimate photos and videos? Because I assure you, it’s not.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@lindyli You say “unelected First Lady” as if all the other ones were elected.🤦🏻‍♀️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@bobby82719470 @Gianl1974 Oxymoron of the century.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias:

“New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.

Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done.

Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.”

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

A message to all sane Republicans:

He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.

He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.

He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.

He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.

He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.

He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.

He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.

He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.

His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.

He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.

His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.

He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.

He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.

It’s time to start talking.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

A statement from Frederik Andersen ❤️

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@MeachamDr

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

Follow the money on this one. It is rotten to the core.

The Pentagon just lent $620,000,000 to a tiny North Carolina startup called Vulcan Elements. The company is two years old.

It had fewer than 50 employees.

And three months before the deal was announced, Donald Trump Jr.’s venture firm quietly took a stake in it.

Here is the part the administration tried to bury.

Of the dozens of companies the Pentagon was weighing, Vulcan was the only deal initiated by a top White House aide. That aide was Peter Navarro, a close friend of Trump Jr. The order came down to move fast.

One official put it plainly: The call came from the White House. We have to get this done.

Staff worked late nights to push it through in weeks. Deals like this normally take many months of vetting. And when it closed, Vulcan’s valuation jumped from about 200 million dollars to roughly 2 billion.

A windfall for the investors, including the president’s son.

This is public money. Your money.

Routed through the Pentagon to enrich the president’s family and their friends. The Bush administration’s own chief ethics lawyer called it corruption we pay for.

And there is more coming.

A drone parts company Trump Jr. holds a stake in is also under Pentagon review.

This is not a one-off. It is a pattern. The president’s family is treating the federal Treasury like a private bank, and the bill lands on every taxpayer.

https://t.co/4kB1cZNmlE

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Republicans in North Carolina just proposed a bill that says if a woman is caught with an IUD or attempts to get an abortion then men are allowed to use DEADLY FORCE to try and stop her. They are proposing a bill that will allow men to kill women for using birth control. It’s House Bill 1232. Keith Kidwell is the Republican who proposed the bill. He claims it counts as self defense to use deadly force to stop abortion. This is a man who claims to be pro life. Feel free to give his office a call and let him know how you feel about his opinion.

And for anyone who says “obviously this will never get passed” that’s not the point. The point is it’s fucking insanity that a government official would even try to make a law like this. It’s insanity that there are men out there who are trying to make it legal to kill women for making decisions for their own bodies. This is real and it’s happening right now in front of our eyes.

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@Syrinx2011 @jimstewartson That has to be a stable genius 4D chess move. 😏

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@rosepet19239091 @jimstewartson And then he tied an onion on his belt until the cows came home, allowing Grover Cleveland to spank him on two non consecutive occasions, which was the style at the time.

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@jimstewartson

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@HowCamJokes America at this point is just one big gigantic meme. Thoughts and prayers.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[BarDown @BarDown]

Matthew Knies and William Nylander were at a loss for words after finding out the Leafs got the number 1 overall pick while at the Marlies game.

(via: YT/William Nylander)

[saraharasaraharasaraharas @mcslog]

@MrAddison @Notthedumblond @SundaeDivine @KaylaDavis2000 What? No. No! You don’t. You really, really don’t!