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The inane ramblings and occasional best-of-a-bad-bunch selfie of an excessively sarcastic, tea-drinking Geordie lass.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

My comment with the most likes on TikTok so far is “McDonalds Hash Browns are therapy in potato form” and that says everything you need to know about me as a person, really.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

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@Clarisette_ Thank you my darling 🥹

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Couldn’t resist treating myself to these this morning, such a beautiful colour 😍

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@SimonPFleming Thanks! 😁

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

It may be 10:32pm but my house smells amazing.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

@ErisPtolemy Thank you Eris 🫶🏻

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

Two things happened today:

1. I turned 37 🎂
2. I totally forgot to move that obnoxiously bright green towel before taking this photo

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

@Clarisette_ Thank you my love! ❤️

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

@Clarisette_ Happy birthday my darling Clari! I hope you have the best day! ❤️

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

a clean room + candle on 🤌🏼

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

The storm has finally hit and she’s beautiful.

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@ErisPtolemy Thank you Eris ❤️ I hope you’re keeping well too

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

@Clarisette_ Once I get my head out of such a bad place a catch up would be lovely 💕

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

@Clarisette_ Ahhh don’t tempt me 🫠 thank you my darling, I hope you’re keeping well ❤️

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

@SimonPFleming Thank you Simon, I will be with time.

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@LukeMeadows31 @valenvain Thanks Luke! 💜

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

This smart lad only went and got Student of the Week for his very first week at secondary school.

Well done, son! 🥰 so, so proud.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 🌙 @mcsteffles]

@SimonPFleming @valenvain Thanks Simon 🥰

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@ErisPtolemy @valenvain Thanks Eris 🥰