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lieutenant “has a cool gf” tylo, aka the biggest brother of yoshi & phi’s buncha kids. star student @ the garrison. #NightCrew2k17

[ty @mcsugarabs]

“ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɢᴀʏ, ɪ ᴡᴀs ʙᴜsʏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ғʟʏ.”

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#мooɴɢιrl | #voltronrp
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— galra pilot
— the people's fluff ball
— nocturnal?
— 18+ mun
— 8 yrs. of experience
— art → trasshes
— rt?

[ty @mcsugarabs]

tylo's so bad i Lied hey besties

[ty @mcsugarabs]

oh shit— that? yeah! i'm only married to the prettiest girl who's ever lived, have a super cool adopted family and i'm a pilot. no big deal.

i'm tylo! you're keith. we're friends now. i gotta get you one of those cautionary fliers my wife made about being friends with me...

[Nice @The_PerfectHero]

Yeah? Seems like you had it rough.

I was referring to you making claims about your partners and bragging about titles. It seemed amusing, but that's fine.

I'm Keith.

[ty @mcsugarabs]

lotor, i have something to tell you

[ he glances around. and then he whispers in lotor's ear ] i have a *mortgage*

[ then, IMMEDIATELY after he's as loud as ever ] i'm so happy for you! and your husband and your kids. i want to go to your house and meet them someday

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

We hardly invited anyone. It was more of an elopement than anything. I didn't want a bunch of attention during it after what Allura and I had been planning for ours.

[ He raised an eyebrow. ]

You pay taxes now? Wow, you really have grown up. I'll pass on the soup, but thank you

[ty @mcsugarabs]

/ my tl being automatically insane right wing bullshit bc of inactivity is sooo scaryy like what the fuck

[ty @mcsugarabs]

/ voltron rp i might be so back...We Will See

[ty @mcsugarabs]

[ through tears ] lotor! you've always been like my cool uncle, i wasn't there for your wedding! and you weren't there for mine! i can make you soup. also, i pay my taxes now! i'm all grown up are ya proud

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

No, we were only married just shy of five years ago. Our anniversary is in April. Maybe we've only been together about seventeen years. Or sixteen. I've lost count. And I don't eat solid food anymore.

[ty @mcsugarabs]

i would like to buy furniture. i'm so cool and grown up now you don't even know

[ty @mcsugarabs]

/ he's my son my character he's not 30 he's 26 for the rest of time #foreveryoung also him and zinnia are happily married and so so in love so much

[ty @mcsugarabs]

/ based off tylo lore tylo is fucking 30 now....it made SENSE for his birth year to be 1995 in 2017 but now? WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BOY SON IS FUCKING 30

[ty @mcsugarabs]

hey man i got kidnapped by pirates one time and they had me in a cage until i became the janitor on the ship also my brother died and my dad sucks

[Nice @The_PerfectHero]

Feel like I should grab some popcorn.

[ty @mcsugarabs]

...you were married the whole time i knew you?! WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW, LOTOR? do you secretly prefer calzones instead of pizza or something?

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

i am also a married man. tak and i have been together for almost eighteen years. and i did not "get knocked up"

[ty @mcsugarabs]

lieutenant "has a cool WIFE" tylo, still the biggest brother out of yoshi & phi's kids, star GRADUATE of the garrison, REAL PILOT, Super Cool and Hot, Husband, buff

[ty @mcsugarabs]

sighs i'm tylo and i have the prettiest wife in the universe, you don't know her she goes to a different planet

[ty @mcsugarabs]

i love my wife

[ty @mcsugarabs]

okay i leave for years and become a beautiful Handsome Married man AND YOU GET KNOCKED UP BY A SHIROGANE? lotor. i'm sorry to say this but ur grounded

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

quite. and shes a shirogane, so im sure you can get an idea for how tired i am.

[ty @mcsugarabs]

that sounds hard. zinnia and i have a tree frog

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

no. i am a father, which means i do more laundry and cook more meals than i do research or teaching

[ty @mcsugarabs]

LOTOR HOLY SHIT i dont work at a steakhouse i was just saying my dream job i'm actually a pilot BUT YOU'RE A LAUNDRESS NOW?

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

thats so neat im lotor and i do laundry

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

thats so neat im lotor and i do laundry

[ty @mcsugarabs]

i'm tylo i work at a japanese steakhouse

[ty @mcsugarabs]

@RadiantCobalt good deal? also have the land to create a proper environment for her...

her name is diane