MCThammer

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[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Can't today, I'm swamped.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sometimes when I feel myself getting super flustered I say “Calm down, little mama” in an Elvis voice & it kinda helps

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Kristen @Kica333]

DMV: Did you bring your 3rd grade report card?

[erica @ericanextdooor]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

If ur man isn't taking you to Chili’s tonight break up with him!!!!!!

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[MCThammer @mcthammer]

@nuggety Go bones go!! 💪🏼

[MCThammer @mcthammer]

@JoshVester That’s a deal for an uncrustable 👌🏼

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

quitting my job to focus on eating more soup

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

big dog

[MCThammer @mcthammer]

@sammorril when are you coming back to Chicago?!

[yyy @yx3io]

just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

brb taking ur mom to Chili’s

[MCThammer @mcthammer]

@Happyowski

[Chunka 🐉🪶 @Happyowski]

Amber got the first 99% on Big Italian Classics. No big deal guys, no big deal.