T-Mac 🐀

[ant @ant_ssb]

everything reminds me of her

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@LoornyOnPriv GEX

[T-Mac 🐀 @mctimples]

@vilepluff I miss Wallace and Gromit Luigi

[The Survivor Guy @TheSurvivorGuy1]

I may not have heard back about my Survivor application yet, but 10k views and almost 100 subscribers gained in one week is pretty damn crazy!

Huge thank you to everyone for the support!

[madi ♱ @marvlouspersona]

I’ve gone 8 years in the restaurant industry without dating or fucking a single coworker I gotta be in some sort of 1%

[T-Mac 🐀 @mctimples]

@LoornyOnPriv DA ZINCI⁉️

[T-Mac 🐀 @mctimples]

@LoornyOnPriv Fants

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@fortnitepomni Mewbs

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@LoornyOnPriv :(

[jd vyvanse ⚧︎ @minuet_wwa]

‼️NEW FIGHTING GAME SLANG‼️

dive + kick = DICK

used in a sentence:
“ooh big punish on that dick whiff”
“dr doom is famous for his dick in mvc3”
“eltnum’s ex dick is a good combo ender that gives her a meaty and reload”

USE IT BEFORE IT GOES MAINSTREAM!!!!!!!

[T-Mac 🐀 @mctimples]

@LoornyOnMain Jeremy writing the PeePee Show

[T-Mac 🐀 @mctimples]

@LoornyOnMain So when you asked Mr. Bolen if Jeremy looked Jewish you were projecting. gotcha

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@LoornyOnMain Morty

[Sama Atlas @DonSamaAtlas]

just got sent the funniest vid bruhhh im cryinggg 😭😭😭 @Thunderblunder7 @JoeyPokeaim

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@LoornyOnMain FNAF 2vie

[T-Mac 🐀 @mctimples]

@TheSurvivorGuy1 Ha! Old! (I am 33)

[The Survivor Guy @TheSurvivorGuy1]

Damn, this tweet kinda blew up overnight. I guess this is the part where I plug stuff, huh?

Subscribe to my YouTube Channel, I do lots of cool Survivor stuff over there: https://t.co/GrIXVlSS2Q