@BaylorAthletics 1984... Elvis Presley's step-brother (whom I'd just become friends with) spots me from across 5th Street in front of Hankamer and runs between 2 floats to say 'hi!' When I told my parents/date who he was, they didn't believe me!
I think it was a message from God: "Don't marry that guy. And don't you DARE step into that Elvis-themed wedding chapel! #funny#dadjoke
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