Molly Voska

You are the person you will spend the most time with, so make yourself the most interesting person you can.

[Molly Voska @mcvoska]

Shoot for the stars💫
Because if you fail miserably by 221,500 mi you can still reach the moon if the trajectory is perfect.

[Molly Voska @mcvoska]

The US Navy is publishing ads recruiting Drs. with the claim "I don't have to worry about it the patient has insurance, I can just do my job."

Friend, it doesn't have to be like this! The same gov that funds the military budgets could fund health and wellness for the county

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Another win in efforts to get people to take the train vs. drive.

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"I'm at the store so I may have to let you go. It's like the grocery store but it's not my money!" - My mom, excitedly, at the supply store for her work

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Not me thinking the @ESPYS was an Award show only for women, based on the content I've seen. LET'S GO LADIES! I like this look. #takeupspace

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🪢⛵ I was teaching Figure 8 knots and used the "make a man, choke him, punch him in the face" trick I learned at age 12.

In the past few years, I changed to "alien" not "man" to avoid gender bias.

This week, the class agreed to punch 'man' - we must protect the aliens. ✌️👽

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They're not sending their best. Can we send ICE to the Canadian border to help with the wildfire smoke?

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I don't care about your ping pong table or summer fridays. Tell me what is the most used emoji across the company at 2pm on a Friday .
Are we in a 🌟🔥🎉 mood or 😳‼️🤷‍♀️ state of business?

[Molly Voska @mcvoska]

British term of the day: kick bollocks scramble (plural kick bollocks scrambles)

A free for all or panic situation.

I'm beginning to notice a pattern of chaos in their slang.

[Molly Voska @mcvoska]

Bro if anything happens to this Pope, the Ballys Casino cleanup crew will be heading to DC next.
https://t.co/I3BJQfMZq7

[Molly Voska @mcvoska]

Britiah quote of the day:
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. And one I know you'll like it: 'Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana'
(Chuckles)
Here's another one one for you...
'The seas roll over but the rocks remain'
Yup, not sure where that's from."

[Molly Voska @mcvoska]

Looking for a good show? What subscription services do you have? Have you watched the entirety of the Looney Toons yet? You'll love the characters. Expertly written.

[Molly Voska @mcvoska]

@elonmusk Hey, have you heard of a small but beautiful country along the East shores of the Mediterranean?

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@SouthwestAir y'all should probably check on your billboards. Y'all got me all excited about bringing an Italian beef on the plane with your local ads

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*aggressively* "hurry up put your tutu on, it's game time!" #polarplunge2025

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@elonmusk 5. "- and came"

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I'm trying to declutter and clean out my space and I'm getting the MOST algorithm articles about buying things to declutter, or like this to "save money by spending on this".

Can we stop with the overconsumption? Asking as someone who works in marketing.

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@dieworkwear There is still https://t.co/83I1yEXylS, a very active waterski forum

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@StefaniBuhajla @dieworkwear 1. We aren't buying pants at-length/waistband, so us shorties know we need to get our pants tailored.
2. We don't believe our height is an indicator of anything else ... So we are true to size in that sense.
3. Many have been to a cleaners or hemmed ourselves...& paid attn.

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"oh God, on Marmite alone we're building this brand" #shitbritssay

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Slack off or slag off?