Matthew

My brother says I'm not encouraging enough.

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@ChefGruel Bad angle (from last weekend) but they were shockingly decent slices. I think 8 to a pie

[Matthew @mcwebste]

The inventor of the “flushless” urinal should be given an extremely fair and public trial before being sentenced to a public execution. Absolutely disgusting

[Matthew @mcwebste]

If I get stabbed on the subway back to our hotel please make sure they release the full video and that @Howlingmutant0 delivers a stirring eulogy

[Matthew @mcwebste]

I’ve never been an EV guy but @elonmusk keeps saying everybody should experience FSD. In my hour test drive I don’t think I even noticed anything else on the car. Absolutely mind blowing. I may have to get one of these

[Matthew @mcwebste]

Looks like @SteveNomadic still has some work to do in Jersey

[Matthew @mcwebste]

Give me a call if you need help drafting a press release that does not sound like a trust fund teen throwing herself on the fainting couch because the barista got her oat milk order wrong

[OpenAI Newsroom @OpenAINewsroom]

We can't wait to make our case in court where both the truth and the law are on our side. This lawsuit has always been a baseless and jealous bid to derail a competitor. We'll also finally have the chance to question Mr. Musk under oath before a jury of Californians about this attempt to undermine our work to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity.

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@BarackObama The guy literally wrote a manifesto and you’re over here burying your head in the sand

[Matthew @mcwebste]

Say what you want about the decorum of DJT, but even post-presidency we can take heart knowing he will never embarrass the institution of the executive this badly.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry together at Coachella 👀🌵

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@redsteeze @EWErickson Perfection

[Matthew @mcwebste]

I’m pretty sure every decision that could have even a remote partisan tinge is going to have Justice Jackson dissenting for the duration of her tenure.

[SCOTUSblog @SCOTUSblog]

The court's first and only opinion for the day is in Chiles v. Salazar, on whether a Colorado law barring conversion therapy violates free speech. The opinion is from Justice Gorsuch and the vote is 8-1, with Justice Jackson dissenting.

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@BarackObama Hey look everybody, Barack Obama made a catchy and well produced video that explains things to me like I’m five. Let’s just believe whatever he’s saying and vote with our feelings

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@GroovyBruce All the best, sir. I always order food as Chuck Finley and it’s all thanks to you 🫡

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@redsteeze This whole thing is almost like Colbert coordinated with Talarico for maximum impact

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@GovKathyHochul I can’t have kids in NY because your policies have made it too expensive.

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@GovKathyHochul I think my girlfriend would find it more romantic if I were to steer lucrative state contracts to her company or law firm, depending on where she works at the time. Could you elaborate on how to make that work? I hear you have experience

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@TPUSA Why not stream directly on X? Hate giving YouTube money

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@OliLondonTV Standing tall again Tyrion-y

[Matthew @mcwebste]

Grok kept saying “folks” so I assumed it had been ideologically captured again. Then I confirmed it. For all the great things @elonmusk is doing, somebody is still sabotaging his maximum truth teller.

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@AmySwearer @EWErickson The most nuanced an accurate take on the Internet.

[Matthew @mcwebste]

@amuse Does his Lincoln Project grift not pay enough to get his teeth fixed? Very distracting