Ashley Wolf

grad student/journalist-in-the-making/sacrilegious millennial

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

Wearing high pants, a simple cap, and a sarcastic sense of humor

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

I love it when me and an old man have the same outfit

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

This is just a reminder to JUST BE NICE to your waiters, retail workers, receptionists, etc. because these people do their best, yet entitled folks get fussy with them constantly.They are not your personal assistants. They are ppl like you!

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

Come on, people! Three days left on this poll. Tell me, what I should name my unlucky future children?

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

You tell me: what should I name my future offspring? #easylistening #StarbucksPlaylist

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

@elderfry Omg yes this is the poetry of my soul

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

Is there anything more divine than a baguette? The light of the Lord cometh from thy humble hearth (AKA the oven). From the grains he giveth us, we baketh our daily French Bread, and joyfully smother it with the lard of the oxen. He giveth us carbs. We becometh fat. Praised be.

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

My boyfriend and I just spent five minutes on the phone doing exaggerated impressions of Jimmy Stewart. So I can't tell which one of us is the "better half" in this relationship. #JimmyStewartImpressions

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

You tell me: what should I name my future offspring? #easylistening #StarbucksPlaylist

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

I'm going to name my child Bublé Connick Jr. #easylistening

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

Or I could name my child Nat King Groban. I'm really fine with either of these choices. #StarbucksPlaylist

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

If you want to make evangelicals angry, just tell them that the Apostle Paul was gay and God is a woman! This is a fail-proof method to start drama. Is it satisfying? A little bit, yes.

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

Woah I didn't even realize my use of the word #labor. Let's not forget the PHYSICAL LABOR. I have a very clear memory of me when I was 5 yrs old telling my bff that I wasn't sure about having children because of the pain of childbirth

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

Idk having a lot of children seems like a lot of emotional labor to me.

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

So yeah I really relate to this on a deep level. #pageants #ParksAndRec #AprilLudgate

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

I'm sorry but I don't understand pageants. I do not want to be a part of the pretty girl parade. (Or compete for who is smartest/most accomplished). I'm trying to be open-minded, but Jesus it's just silly to me???

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

Basically I'm not cut out to be a pageant queen. My dream as a child was to be Kim Possible, Nancy Drew, or Veronica Mars. And Veronica would not want to be CAUGHT DEAD in a pageant. That's like her worst nightmare.

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

I LOVE FOOD BLOGS. THESE PEOPLE ARE GENIUSES, RIGHT?

[Ashley Wolf @mcwolfington]

"...there is no ethical consumption of women’s media in an industry where feminism has become a product, and where your engagement with the product is exchanged for branding dollars." #TRUTH