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The ball is my mic, the moves are my rhymes, basketball is my life.

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Middle class is defined as those who live a life beyond their means

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#LiesPeepsTell "I'm a grown-man" *dips bread in tea*

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#LiesPeepsTell When bae does random nice things for you...

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#YahBoiSelfieTwitterChallenge When your ex tell you she want to date guys from other communities...

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#LifeWillBeBetterWhen guys stop sticking their noses into other people's business

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My ex is very caring; when she dumped me, she put an XOXO and a smiley face at the end of the note #MyBreakUpTextSaid

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#MyBreakUpTextSaid im not cheap; I can't be with a guy who uses the 10-items-or-less lane every time we go to a supermarket

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#TweepAppreciationDay I want to appreciate the government for declaring El Nino a national disaster before it has happened, thank you...

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#TweepAppreciationDay I want to thank twitter for making me a journalist...

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#TweepAppreciationDay I also wanna appreciate@sossion; thanks to you teachers aren't starving, they are eating humble pie

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#TweepAppreciationDay shout to my tweeps @johny_ule_fala, @mark_ny'angau , @ kevo_mjinga and @jemo_useless #realhomies

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#TweepAppreciationDay Shout out to all tweeps who have 2 Safaricom lines; you are the real tax payer & we salute you

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This is how we do it here...as long as its fun...i love it @ MobileHub Kenya https://t.co/4VLumqpeKO

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Being naked is not always nudity it may as well be honest...

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Have you ever smelled your morning breath and wondered if you sleep-walked last night and ate shit?

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In this world there are straight people, gays, lesbians, bisexuals...
And then there's Caitlyn Jenner

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How Kenyans judge each other

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#MyWorstLifeExperience everytime I receive a phone call very early in the morning; ill be like

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#ListThingsYouHate Ukienda interview employer anakuambia 'tell me abt yourself' na ako na C.V, health report, medical report na I.D yako smh

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Im on the #X-Train-Dela... Follow4Follow fam @xtiandela #GainWithXtianDela