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[🥷 @mczkjmb]

The most hilarious thing is seeing all the notifications you know are a bunch of angry NPCs yelling at their screen about something you said and not reading any of them lmao

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

@raqattack08 @turtlducks You dumb foid bots need to come up with a new word to refer to something you don’t like

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

@Ajay80446366542 @registredmogger @pubity Shut your boot licking bitch ass up

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

These spics in Florida are such boring, stick up the asses who ruin everything cool. They’re the reason Scarface couldn’t be filmed entirely in Miami. Only the first 30 minutes or so was actually filmed in Miami, the rest was made in California

[Pubity @pubity]

Rockstar wanted to make over Miami to look like GTA 6, but the local sheriff shut down their 'Vice City' advertising deals.

She believes promoting GTA 6 would be promoting violence against law enforcement.

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

I don’t want them to have any rights at all

[Gary “Beef” Whitaker, MS @GaryWhitak9ul]

Gay son by a million

[Charles @wotancore]

Very bored with young people’s neurotic obsession with their age.

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

@minionfuckr @CalIMeDon Why are you acting like he’s not most known for being in “capeshit”, retard?

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

@ogdensen @CalIMeDon He was literally in blockbusters himself, you absolute fucking retard

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

@AbruptChaos6628 @high_1ntensity Yup, the person who crossed the finish line first

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

@GretaThornberry @frankdaoust @high_1ntensity Sybau

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

What’d you want him to do? Let the other person win? Carry them to the finish line with them like some cheesy movie moment? Who even are you? Sybau

[B&G @high_1ntensity]

There’s no glory in winning like this.

[Big Ted🌲 @tiddyenjoyer5]

Why are women actually fucking evil

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

@AThirdeyeview1 @shanaethetruth She’s laughing because it’s true, dumb simp ass nigga

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

Women are supposed to shut the fuck up

[. @shanaethetruth]

Men i want yall 2 know something a woman is NOT suppose 2 chase u its ok 2 hit her up 1st i promise

[Mkschizo @Mkschizo2]

At this point, I don't think women should even be taught to read.

[J @spreadmyenergy]

Women will talk mad shit about men and porn with 6 dildos and 3 vibrators sitting in their top drawer...

[GroyperToPrevail @SpartyOnMSU13]

If it wasn’t for sex, women would be literally worthless

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

Kill. Your. Self.

[Reezy @ReezyResells]

If you’re a grown ass man taking PTO because a new video game came out, I’m judging you 😂

I’m not talking about some 19 year old living at home either.

I mean you’re 30+ years old. You have a job. Bills. Responsibilities. Maybe even a wife and kids.

You only get so many days a year where you can tell your job “I’m not coming in”…

and you used one because Grand Theft Auto came out 😭

Bro you could get on a plane. Take your kids somewhere. Go see some shit you’ve never seen. Make an actual memory in the REAL WORLD.

Instead you called out of work so you could steal fake cars and shoot fake people for 14 hours.

You can tell me “it’s my PTO, I can do whatever I want with it” all you want.

You’re right.

And I can still think that shit is ridiculous 😂

[Not Sure Gnosis 🦈🐆 @ViceLitty]

Women's rights was a fun experiment, probably time we wrap it up though

[🥷 @mczkjmb]

Fuck off, Raimi bot

[absolute @absolutepico]

BND is arguably the best live-action Spider-Man movie ever is a hell of a stretch. Spider-Man 1 and Spider-Man 2 are still clearing it. This isn’t the movie proving Raimi was surpassed it’s the movie proving Raimi was right all along.