MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁

We live in Maryland, but my kids attend DC Public Schools. Love my SUV, my parking/handicapped sticker and texting while I drive.🚙 📳🚳🚷🏁

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

If you lived in DC 25 years ago, that entitles you to special driving and parking privileges. The free tuition for DC Public Schools is an added bonus.

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

I like the way you think

[DMV_drivers @drivers_of_DMV]

Red lights are really just dark yellow lights.

And TROR doesn't require a complete stop.

Unwritten yet updated MD traffic laws apparently.

#VisionZero

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Right turns from the far left lane is an honored Maryland tradition.

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

I present to you a classic #MarylandDrivers moment: (keep your eye on the car on the left)

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

A great parking space can be controversial.

[Steve Beam @RealSteveBeam]

this is what walking on Capitol Hill looks like these days. maybe we should build more traffic calming devices? enforce traffic laws? enforce ticketing? anything. @charlesallen @DDOTDCDirector @DDOTDC @MayorBowser

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

I call dips on his parking spot!

[DMV_drivers @drivers_of_DMV]

You will be missed!

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

This is nice, but Marylanders who send their kids to DC Public Schools operate under different rules.

[PoPville @PoPville]

School Drop-Off and Pick-Up Line Etiquette: A Guide for Parents (sponsor) https://t.co/GAEjnoBSg5

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Can I have your parking spot when you're done with it?

[Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle]

It’s my last three days of work at @wamu885/@dcist, so if you’ve got an earth-shattering news scoop, send it my way now! (Or, alternatively, send it to my awesome colleagues who will continue doing great work.)

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Springfield is everyone's favorite part of DC.

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

SEE IT: The newly-opened LEGO Discovery Center Washington DC in Springfield Town Center is a Lego playground dream with more than 3 million bricks for kids to create with. https://t.co/XLV7fcCFnE

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

How is your day going?

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

I’d like to disagree #MarylandDrivers (this morning in Rockville, MD)

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

It’s been done.

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Nice to see all the new sidewalk parking options

[Tommy Wells 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @TommyWells]

NCPCs concepts/designs for Pennsylvania Av NW from the Capitol to Freedom Plaza are brilliant. #reimaginedowntown

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Marylanding

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

When you lived in DC 20 years ago, that gave you special DC public school access and accompanying parking privileges.

[DC Trike Mom @DCTrikeMom]

Today's @MD_Driver_in_DC fully parked in bike lane and threatening to f me up for asking her to move.

Ma'am I need to drop my kids off too! But I don't leave my bike in middle of car lane to do it.

Also I don't send my kids to MD schools! Just sayin... @LaneSquattersDC

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Kind of funny how that works out

[Car Problems @CarProblems3]

Is @311DCgov not working? I've submitted multiple service requests for parking enforcement and no response. By the time I get a service request the cars will be long gone.

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

This guy is a lightweight.

[Safe Sidewalks DC @SafeSidewalksDC]

That many citations in 3 months qualifies as a #weknowwhothebaddriversare though interesting he got the citations & is contesting all of them.

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

A great parking spot can be controversial

[Deion Broxton @DeionBroxton]

#BREAKING News 4 is in the 400 block of Kingston Drive in Lemay. A car is seen driving through a house. @KMOV

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Yatzee!

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Ward 9 is pleased.

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

Only when a spot in a crosswalk isn't available.

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

#MarylandDrivers casually parking in front of people’s driveways (Takoma Park, MD📍)

[MD Driver in DC 🚙📳🚳🚷🏁 @MD_Driver_in_DC]

I feel the same way about people who say Marylanders shouldn't be allowed to send their kids to DC Public Schools for free.

[DC Police Union @DCPoliceUnion]

While today was just a small step forward. It was incredible to watch a cottage industry of activist liars collectively lose in a landslide.