Md Moinuddin Ansari

Live life, moment wise.
Calcutta

[Md Moinuddin Ansari @md_moin_ansari]

Me: Hey, gorgeous 😍
She : Hi, Okay okay.

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What if we are all inside Moody ji's
very own version of The Truman Show,
and curiously, maybe we are the ones
pushing him to believe in something
that we believe is our belief? 🤔

[Md Moinuddin Ansari @md_moin_ansari]

A majority can never be a victim in its own land. Period.

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It's funny how Indians are comfortable either with vegetarianism or cannibalism, but anything in between causes outrage.

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@getsimpl I had an excess amount on my simpl account, because of refund. Hence I transferred the extra amount to source bank. But the transaction has never happened and they closed the ticket. Not able to connect with any agent. @jagograhakjago

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Vote chaahe JDU ko do ya RJD ko,
aayenge to Nitishji hi 🫣🤣

#BiharElections2025

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@IRCTCofficial why is my train delayed for more than two hours?
Stuck at Santragachi station
PNR 6822133754.

[Md Moinuddin Ansari @md_moin_ansari]

Swachh Bharat Yojana main kachra
saaf karna tha, musalman nahi.

[Md Moinuddin Ansari @md_moin_ansari]

@passportsevamea I am applying for reissue of passport on the new portal, but I am unable to move head as I am not getting the OTP on the registered mobile number but only on my email.
Any workaround or fix for this?

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Achievements of Indian PMs :
Indira Gandhi : Divided Pakistan
Moody ji : Divided India

[Md Moinuddin Ansari @md_moin_ansari]

waise to mukammal cheezon ka
mijaaz na tha, aur phir teri adhoori
mohabbat ne mutmaeen kar diya.

[Md Moinuddin Ansari @md_moin_ansari]

Feeling so happy for Rohit Sharma 🥺 couldn't see him in tears again.

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average humans should thank
God for lust, or else what would
these couples do when alone
all by themselves? 🤣

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Congratulations folks,
@ECISVEEP has beaten the
@UN to take the top spot for
"The Most Useless Organisation".

#ElectionCommissionOfIndia
#UnitedNations

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I don't know where they got it from
but I've heard that humans get their
best ideas while on the toilet seat.
#Instagram #ShakeToReveal

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I'm not sure about the Varanasi constituency but Moody ji has
already beaten Shyam Rangeela
in comedy this election season.