Em: “something something something”
Me: “who’s shoes are these?”
Em: “I just told you they are Isabella’s!”
Me: “Sorry, I wasn’t listening”
Em: “YOU LITERALLY SAID “OK” WHEN I TOLD YOU!”
If reporters don’t repeatedly ask Doug Pederson in the post game presser if he saw enough to make Nate Sudfeld the starting QB in 2021 over Jalen Hurts, they’re missing a golden opportunity...
Took me 10 years on Twitter to finally break 1,000 followers. Any chance of getting some Retweets to get more eyes and followers on my woodworking side business during slower farming times? Appreciate all the support!
Me: dad do you remember that time we couldn’t get your attention from three feet away in a restaurant so we had to call you?
Dad: what? Oh yeah, good talk son.
@steveconaway1 We do it like the scene in Smoky and the Bandit.
I got an idea. Why don't we do this?
If I say go to field 3, forget it. We ain't goin' to 3, we're goin' to 6.
- 3 is 6?
If I say go to field 6, forget it. We goin to 1.
- I go to 1. Perfect.
@taylor_walsh14 The only actor to appear in all four films is George Kennedy as Joe Patroni. Patroni's character evolves from a chief mechanic in Airport to a vice president of operations in Airport 1975, a consultant in Airport '77, and an experienced pilot in The Concorde ... Airport '79
Tommy Tuberville, who is about the be sworn in as a U.S. Senator, thinks the three branches of government are “the House, the Senate and executive.”
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