Michael Daehne

proud texas ex. consultant. musician. bbq connoisseur. short on answers about the universe. well-informed on math jokes.

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@TexasFanFirst Thanks!

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@TexasFanFirst Good morning! Can you confirm if we do or do not need a ticket for our 7-month-old in DKR? Thanks! 🤘

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Hey @AUStinAirport your current security situation is a shit show. No Pre-Check open at all and your employees are totally confused about what’s going on / where to send people. Passengers now in shouting matches with each other in line. Please do better.

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Woke up with some thoughts:
1. So damn proud of the Horns. What a year. 🤘
2. Washington outplayed us, and Penix was sensational. Heisman IMO.
3. Whyyyyyy do we keep letting Ted Cruz attend Texas sports things? He is literally a curse.
4. The future is bright in ATX! #hookem

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Hell of a season. Hook ‘em forever! 🤘

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Pumped about the CFP obviously, but let’s be clear: WE’RE A VOLLEYBALL SCHOOL, Y’ALL! #hookem #backtobackchamps

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My thoughts:
1. PUMPED about my Horns. New Orleans, here we come!
2. Feel bad for FSU, but I think it was the right call.
3. This Boo Corrigan fella is a comically bad communicator.
4. Saban is the GOAT. What he's done since the Texas game is incredible.
5. HOOK 'EM FOREVER!!!

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TEXAS!!!!!!

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My wife, after I brought up @CFBPlayoff scenarios again: “What time is the selection show? I just need the speculation to end and to know where you’re making me go for New Year’s.” 🤘

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Went to Louisville once. Didn’t love it. Rooted for Louisville once (tonight). Didn’t love it. 🤘

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Bye bye, @Big12Conference. We won’t miss you (or your officiating). #hookem #champs 🤘

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Damn. But keep your Horns up: rematch in December. 🤘

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Happy OU Sucks Week to all who celebrate.

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The elected officials of the State of Texas are a fucking joke. But I guess we already knew that.

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HOOK ‘EM FOREVER! 🤘

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Happy “Horns are going undefeated and winning the Natty” day to all who celebrate. 🤘

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.@GregAbbott_TX and his @ERCOT_ISO bros: “Nothing to see here! The grid is doing SO good now.”
Also ERCOT: “IT IS UNEXPECTEDLY HOT IN AUGUST AND THE WINDS DIED DOWN PLZ TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS AND UNPLUG YOUR TOASTERS ASAP.” 🤦‍♂️

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@mkelly007 Genuine question (I'm seriously not trying to be a wise-ass here): how can you vote "no" but then do a victory lap for things that passed only because everyone else voted yes? Like, vote FOR the budget and take credit or vote AGAINST it and explain why, but you can't do both.

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@Coach_Tau So cool watching your coaching career journey continue! They are lucky to have you!

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And while I’m on the topic of airport bathrooms, @AUStinAirport y’all really need to do a better job refilling the dang soap dispensers. Like, I ❤️ #AUS, but it shouldn’t be that hard to wash your hands. Plz and thank you.

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Debated whether this was a Twitter or Threads post. I think you’ll all agree it belongs on Twitter: I would like to publicly state that the “splash hog” urinal screens used in @mspairport are legit. Like, sorry for the urinal talk, but they work great. Why aren’t they everywhere?