M.D Agathon

Redlight, Coconut Oil, and Coffee Activist

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

You need to be under red light 24/7, you need to be taking 20 afogattos a day, you need to be chugging coconut oil, you need to be having 200 IQ pufa free offspring, you need to be high altitude maxxing, you need to be easing into complexity. You need to be Synchronicity pilled.

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

cringe larper

[Bulu Bulu Kehidupan 🇲🇾 @ulat_bulu_bulu]

Cinga.

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

@surf__dog__ so tru

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

@PDebonnaire argies went from making 1.5k a month to 500, to 200$ in like 2 years it's awful lmfao

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

@PDebonnaire Oh the ride has just begun they're in for a long and sharp decline don't worry about it

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

@PDebonnaire right argentine is the new venezuela

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

@PDebonnaire Spain what are you even going to do do in argentina lay down the crack monkey man

[Nightly🌌Glycine @iEatOrganMeat]

The righteous chimpout

[大慈 @armadillo_daiji]

＃バニーの日　＃ブルアカ

[Alex The Ghost @GhostOfAlex1]

@DailyMail

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

"Whats with the text? The text is distracting me from the dancing girls"

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

@MGPlatinumClub He sells him out for no reason at all too

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

MMMMMM WATER GLUG GLUG GLUG I JUST LOVE WATER SO YUMMY I ALWAYS HAVE TO PEE!!! IS THAT BPA? I LOVE BPA AND MICROPLASTICS YAAAAAYY IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

@DiamondChariots @d_anton_niess You have my attention

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

@SparkySurferBro sending power

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

Bare minimum checklist if you want to be top 10% healthy:
- Lift weights 3x per day
- 8-10k calories daily
- Red light daily
- 16 hours of quality sleep per night
- 97% simple carbs diet
- 2-3 cups of coffee daily

What else?

[Herculean $TRENgth @HerculeanStren1]

Bare minimum checklist if you want to be top 10% healthy:
- Lift weights 3x per week
- 8-10k steps daily
- Sun daily
- 8 hours of quality sleep per night
- 97% whole foods diet
- 2-3 litres water daily

What else?

[M.D Agathon @MDAgathon]

I am in all realms except the physical, an Incel.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

They said a 25 year old white guy couldn’t have a quinceañera. This weekend I’ll prove them all wrong.