Someone told me that I need to get specific shampoo since my hair is kinda long and curly. Jokes on you, I accidentally got about a 1/2 quart of motor oil poured in my hair yesterday and now it’s twice as much volume
I love it when Christians say abstinence is the only 100% effective form of birth control. I think the virgin marry might disagree with them on that one
Can we as a society please stop making students analyze Shakespeare? I’m literally an engineering student. Nothing I write hasn’t been written a million times before and a million times better
Gaslighting a woman: overdone, complicated, makes you an asshole. Gaslighting a cat? Never been done, pushes the boundaries of science, makes you less of an asshole