Morgan

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[‏ً @itsnwts]

I actually think we SHOULD ruin the futures of adult men who druġ and gang r@pe a woman, YES thanks for asking.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

That’s all folks we have officially sold out no more tickets left congratulations to everyone who got a ticket and to the people who didn’t sneak in fuck it yolo LG x

[Damian O'Reilly @damooreilly89]

Where is the code? When am I going to get the code? Why am I not getting the code now? And so on...

#OasisLive27 #Oasis

[Morgan @MDails1888]

Hassan with an immediate impact, who’d have thought it!

[Pete Evans @p_evans]

This video of a narcoleptic dog is somehow even better than I was hoping

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

at least once a week I think about the time Amy Poehler convinced her fellow Emmy nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their names were called, and every celeb in the audience went wildddd

their names were supposed to be announced alphabetically, but Edie Falco was too nervous to go first, so Amy took the lead. Tina Fey had a baby 12 days beforehand and said she was "just happy to be out, wearing a pad on every part of my body."

Rob Lowe improvised a line about how "everyone was a winner," and then he crowned Melissa McCarthy with her first Emmy (and a literal tiara), to which she said, "Wow, it's my first and best pageant ever!" award shows in 2011 were so fun lol

[Morgan @MDails1888]

@taskmasterfan The best ever

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Can someone tell me why washing machine minutes and real world minutes are not even fucking close to being the same?

[Boolavogue @BoolavogueMusic]

Any bars or CSC’s looking for live music before Celtic’s European games, feel free to get in touch

16th Sep - Ferencvaros
22nd Oct - Celta Vigo
5th Nov - Besiktas
21st Jan - Marseille

[Jan Venegoor of Citylink @GaelicRoadSign]

Celtic operate like those cunts on Vinted that offer £7.00 for something you've listed at £40.00.

[Apu @Apu_elrojo]

Los 65.000 millones de barriles de petróleo venezolano, sobre los que EEUU ha tomado el control, valen 6 billones de dólares.

54 veces el PIB anual de Venezuela.

Es el mayor robo de la historia y parece que a nadie le importa. Es increíble.

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My friend said its "Gay 9/11" in a group chat to which my other friend responded with this image.

[Patitalks @patinollab]

Dolly fucking Parton??

[Roy Keane's Film Reviews @roykeanereviews]

“ Zellweger and Zeta-Jones are singing and dancing about all over the place. Listen, you’ve done something wrong and you’re paying for it in prison. Rightfully so, It’s nothing to sing and dance about. You want to get your head down and do your time, it's embarrassing.”

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[andy @heyitsandy_]

realistically i’m not going to build one of those devices so i can safely look at the solar eclipse and i’m not going to buy eclipse glasses either. i will look at it as god intended, through other people’s photos and videos on social media

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Whoever came up with “lefty loosey, righty tighty” absolutely knocked it out of the park

[E-Tims @ETimsNet]

HAT TRICK HOGHHHH 3-0

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.