Mitch Marner
Most goals in a postseason for the Maple Leafs: 3 in 2022-23
He scored 3 in a span of 6:10 in the 2nd period tonight (Fastest Hat Trick in Stanley Cup Final history)
The blend of Leafs fan who is both mad at Mitch Marner and bitter about spending a first round pick to dump the Marleau contract is going to bed very conflicted tonight
@JeffVeillette Given that those are likely picks in the 20s This feels like one of those three quarters for a dollar trades. Maybe four quarters?
Still feels like the best player in the trade ends up being Knies
@jakebeleafs@PuckDontLie There’s a path but only
Problem is who gets worse?
Florida will be better. Montreal and Buffalo seem poised. Boston steps back maybe. Ottawa? Their underlying was very strong with crap tending
If leafs are top 3, who comes out? Not obvious to
Me
@The_Kyle_Mann@daveweigel I hated this decision when I was young and adored the strip.
Now that I’m in my 40s watching my Calvin-aged kid reading them, I’m grateful he stuck to his guns
Wait, what the hell is going on here?
The S&P500 (SPX) was up +17.1% in 28 trading days as of Friday's close. Absolutely absurd.
But what if I told you it was also the first time a ramp up that hard (+17.1%), that fast (<=28 trading days) had happened since the beginning of computerized trading (1982) where EITHER:
- VIX was under 22 (it closed Friday at 17.15)
OR
- SPX closed at a new all time high close (it got close in 1991)
Freak out all you want about analogs to 1999, this has never happened before in most of our lifetimes.
Should you buy puts? Calls? A gun? Pack of hyenas?
What do I care?
GOD, I missed me.