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@nee_massey I have friends that are quite close with Adriene Mishler. I will put the word out that you’d like to see her next time in Austin. Also, last night was spectacular. Thank you.

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@livetheband I was there! It was a shitshow, but you guys were great.

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@SportsCenter @danorlovsky7 For this kid. #gobirds

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@DKSportsbook Obviously it's Browns-Dolphins.

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I'm in on the #LaysSBLX and you can be too!🥔💰 Just tap below and post for a chance to score $1K during the game! #entry @Lays NO PURCH. NEC. 50 US/DC, 18+ (19+ AL/NE). Ends 2/8/26. Limit 2 Entries total. RULES: https://t.co/IGQ5T9vWmX

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@Ohdoctah Patullo called the game my 9 year old calls when playing Madden.

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It never ceases to make me laugh when people get DEFCON wrong and make it DeathCon, like it's some late 80's hair metal tour.

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Only the laziest ads start with "ditch those screens!"

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There's almost nothing better on the internet than watching people listen to "OK Computer" for the first time and have their mind completely blown. @radiohead

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@lord_brunson Who is this nepo clown?

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@PhilaRoll21 @SpikeEskin Dude is a certified jackass.

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@wannabfisherman 16

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@DakToCeedee88 You have to win something to go to the Hall of Fame.

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@jtuck151 Because we f*****g hate you for all time. Has nothing to do with how good you are or are not. Y'all will never understand that.

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Cowboys fans are a LOT of talk for 4-5-1. You beat the Raiders. Sit down.

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@S4QU0N Top 5 winning % in the HISTORY OF FOOTBALL.

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@RoadToSix Bro. 1996. It's been since 1996. Cool your jets. The same QB chokes every. post. season.

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@RoadToSix One of them has a ring.

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@JeffPassan The Dodgers already bought him for $2B, all but $5 deferred.

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@Nick_Herrera34 You KNOW how much of Dak's stats are in garbage time, right?