Mike D'Ancona

sorry I'm staring at your dog

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Nosferatu in the SpongeBob episode was my first feeling of a jump scare as a kid

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#NewProfilePic

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32, what a year

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😴

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Cannot stop listening to Sleep Token

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these fortune cookies are out of control

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the internet has me believing I could come across a bear in the wild and become friends with it

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every year @HotelPools

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RIP blue check

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carrot cake

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@itsgormytime RGBesus

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@notgrant me when I don’t appear in 8 searches this week

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Guy working the register at Trader Joe’s today was dutifully informing every single customer that Holes is currently on Disney+

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@thecityview God Stewart

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Pretty convenient that the words “meet” and “greet” rhyme

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Reimagining things as 80’s Dark Fantasy Films will forever be AI’s greatest contribution to humanity

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Lincoln’s gotcha day was yesterday

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Can’t have a year go by where @HotelPools isn’t my top artist on Spotify 🔥

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Legend of Zelda: Tears for Fears

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Kingdom Hearts 4 looks wild

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do u need a ride to the FFVII 25th anniversary party