After being made a Knight, Billy Connolly wrote to Eric Idle:
“Dear Eric, As you rightly observed, I was knighted this morning, and, in my new position as Knight of the Realm, I have decided that I will no longer squander my good time by hanging out with scruff like you. So you can fuck off.”
Eric responded on Twitter:
“Sir Billy sent me a personal message to fuck off now he is a Knight. Very honored to accept.”
Love and respect always go hand in hand.
Receive an email this morning to say my phone bills going up by 18.5%! The 🤬 cheek of it when I can’t get signal or use any data in 90% of the places I go. @O2 you’re coverage is shockingly bad and should be reimbursing customers not charging more. What a joke!
My friend The Brockhampton Bike Club is fundraising for Macmillan Cancer Support. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/R11shxq31c
My friend The Brockhampton Bike Club is fundraising for Macmillan Cancer Support. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/R11shxq31c
HE’S DONE IT AGAIN! 🤦♂️
Tom The Young Farmer (aka Radio 1's most shouted out listener) is getting getting more and more outrageous with his pranks 😂 @GregJames
Here we go. Always a good day when we get the band back together. Thank you @HowardDonald and @OfficialMarkO for being our 2nd to last Crooner session.
@takethat#TheCroonerSessions
Made myself go for a walk in the snow and so glad I did because it meant I discovered my new favourite podcast thanks to @gregjames (borderline psychopath) and @bellamackie (best selling author). So good. #TeachMeALesson https://t.co/1OUMj3TlN7